"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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And I find this forum disturbing. Hilarious, but disturbing.

I'll tell you all why you struggle to attract women. Because you're creeps. Using creepy 'techniques' to try and appear not creepy is creepy as ****. And stupid as ****.

p.s. try penis enlargement. it'll make you into real men.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So how are we suppose to attract women, you stupid b*tch? I'll wait patiently for your bullsh*t responses.
 

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I have no idea what that response was supposed to achieve. Try using more words next time.

edit: and calling me a stupid ***** isn't a good way to get anything out of me, regardless of what you've been told.
 

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iamagirl said:
And I find this forum disturbing. Hilarious, but disturbing.

I'll tell you all why you struggle to attract women. Because you're creeps. Using creepy 'techniques' to try and appear not creepy is creepy as ****. And stupid as ****.

p.s. try penis enlargement. it'll make you into real men.
Whats so creepy about all this stuff? Its sh*t that happens everyday but no one is really aware of it. So...take two...
 

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If you look at the posts of the best people around, such as Pook or Senor Fingers it is not about techniques. It is about who you are, self fulfillment and confidence. Sure some people use "techniques" like Gunwitch, but personally I do not believe that these work due to what they say, but due to what they make you do. Gunwitch makes you come across as a confident, sexy guy. It is nothing to do with saying certain things at a certain time.

I agree with you when you say that people who use techniques for techniques sake are nothing more than creeps. They are people without the self confidence or discipline to go out and meet women, and try to fall back on the "easy answer".

However, the majority of people on here will agree with me when I say that the right way to go about meeting women is to be happy with yourself; only then are you a Don Juan. Most posts and posters on here have the aim of helping people to improve. It is only a few who don't "get it" that are stuck with their "techniques".
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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oakraiderz2 said:
Whats so creepy about all this stuff? Its sh*t that happens everyday but no one is really aware of it. So...take two...
get your derren brown out, innit.

an example:

if you walk behind the same person all around a city without being aware of it, thats just chance. not creepy.

if you follow the same person all around a city, fully aware of what you're doing, that's called stalking and its creepy as ****.

the moral of the story is that knowing what you're doing can make a big difference to the creepiness of a situation. but thats irrelevent, because no-one here has a ****ing clue what they're doing.
 

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LJC said:
Get your stomach stapled. It might just help you become attractive.
hahahahaha

if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
 

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iamagirl said:
get your derren brown out, innit.

an example:

if you walk behind the same person all around a city without being aware of it, thats just chance. not creepy.

if you follow the same person all around a city, fully aware of what you're doing, that's called stalking and its creepy as ****.

the moral of the story is that knowing what you're doing can make a big difference to the creepiness of a situation. but thats irrelevent, because no-one here has a ****ing clue what they're doing.
wanna suck my **** and make me a sandwich?

kthxbye
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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In the end, who cares? I have posted the only cogent argument against her (one that goes beyond "why dont you f*** off you f***ing c***" sort of thing) and she hasnt had the intelligence to respond to it. She also uses the word "innit", which makes anyone a tool in my book. All in all, she isnt really worth arguing with or slagging off.
 

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iamagirl said:
And I find this forum disturbing. Hilarious, but disturbing.

I'll tell you all why you struggle to attract women. Because you're creeps. Using creepy 'techniques' to try and appear not creepy is creepy as ****. And stupid as ****.

p.s. try penis enlargement. it'll make you into real men.


HOLLY SH!T! YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU HAVE TO SPEND TIME TALKING TO BUNCH OF CREEPY GUYS ON THE INTERNET. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR REAL LIFE BABY? HOW COME YOU MISSING OUT?

MY REAL LIFE?

MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TO GO ON THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING CREEPY. HAHAHA, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! AND YOU DONT! IF YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL YOU'D HAVE ONE AND BE TOO BUSY TO CHAT TO BUNCH OF CREEPY GUYS ON THE INTERNET. HAHAHA. I AM LMAO. :crackup:

YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO BIG TO GO OUT AND GET APPROACHED BY A GUY. HAHAHA. UNLESS HE'S A COWBOY AND MISTAKES YOU FOR ONE OF HIS COWS. HAHAHA, I AM LMAO. :crackup:
 

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In the end, who cares? I have posted the only cogent argument against her (one that goes beyond "why dont you f*** off you f***ing c***" sort of thing) and she hasnt had the intelligence to respond to it. She also uses the word "innit", which makes anyone a tool in my book. All in all, she isnt really worth arguing with or slagging off.
awww come on. be my friend, please? i'm bringing innit back, innit. i'm sad now. i was just writing you a reply commending your superior use of the english language. you ****ing impatient ****.
 

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i am a girl i am a girl i am a girl i am a girl i am a girl, no seriously i am a girl, I swear to fvcking christ i am a girl
I kinda doubt that . . .
 

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HOLLY SH!T! YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU HAVE TO SPEND TIME TALKING TO BUNCH OF CREEPY GUYS ON THE INTERNET. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR REAL LIFE BABY? HOW COME YOU MISSING OUT?

MY REAL LIFE?

MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TO GO ON THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING CREEPY. HAHAHA, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! AND YOU DONT! IF YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL YOU'D HAVE ONE AND BE TOO BUSY TO CHAT TO BUNCH OF CREEPY GUYS ON THE INTERNET. HAHAHA. I AM LMAO. :crackup:

YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO BIG TO GO OUT AND GET APPROACHED BY A GUY. HAHAHA. UNLESS HE'S A COWBOY AND MISTAKES YOU FOR ONE OF HIS COWS. HAHAHA, I AM LMAO. :crackup:
using enlarged text makes you look really clever. you do what your boyfriend tells you? why does he tell you to do creepy stuff? surely you're just reinforcing my statement that this whole forum is creepy?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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iamagirl said:
awww come on. be my friend, please? i'm bringing innit back, innit. i'm sad now. i was just writing you a reply commending your superior use of the english language. you ****ing impatient ****.
I'm impatient? No, I made an assumption that, after you posted 3 replies, none of which addressed the issue which I brought up, you were not going to reply.

Still, you seem to have the whole street swearing lingo that looks really cool nailed to a T though, so good luck with that...

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You guys are letting this person come in, nobody we know and stir the pot. Why are you listening to her. If something works for you use it. Her getting the creepy bit I understand. There are guys posting stuff all about what happend with this chick this one day to the last detail. Obviously that would be found as creepy. Everybody looks at stuff with the worst possible view. This is why guys on here ask for support, even if they know they have the girl. Same with Iamagirl. She looks at this website and sees the worst and thats what she takes it for. Let her have her say and we will have our say, things will still be the same after you call her a b*tch and she calls you creepy, it still all stands the same.
I agree, but she keeps suckering me into arguments because she is just that damn clever!
 

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using enlarged text makes you look really clever. you do what your boyfriend tells you? why does he tell you to do creepy stuff? surely you're just reinforcing my statement that this whole forum is creepy?

AWWWWWWWW. YOU'RE SO SERIOUS! SH!T!! I AM NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE. YOU ARE NOT FUN. IF YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL YOU'D BE FUN, BUT YOU ARE NOT. YOU'RE NOT FUN. I'LL LET YOU SPEND YOUR EVENING HERE AND GET DESTROYED BY BUNCH OF CREEPY GUYS. ME? I GOTTA GO DO SOMETHING.

P.S. NOT ON THE INTERNET!

P.S.S. YOU FAT UGLY PIGGY WITH NO LIFE. BORRING AND SAD, AND YOU SOUND RETARDED. I AM NOT LMAO ANYMORE, YOU RUINED THE FUN. YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS, FAT UGLY NERD. :down:
 

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Luke!! said:
You continue on about the creepiness of the website. I'm sure in some aspect in your life we could consider creepy. We can't do this sadly because we are not going to delve into your life just to figure this out. This is our version of Cosmo. It teaches us how to get girls, just like your Cosmo teaches you how to get guys. Should we call Cosmo creepy for telling you these techniques on how to get certain males. No, we don't.
I like you Luke!! you're almost not creepy, except you're here. but no matter.

I don't read cosmo. I find it creepy as **** too. but that would have been a good point if I did.
 

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AWWWWWWWW. YOU'RE SO SERIOUS! SH!T!! I AM NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE. YOU ARE NOT FUN. IF YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL YOU'D BE FUN, BUT YOU ARE NOT. YOU'RE NOT FUN. I'LL LET YOU SPEND YOUR EVENING HERE AND GET DESTROYED BY BUNCH OF CREEPY GUYS. ME? I GOTTA GO DO SOMETHING.

P.S. NOT ON THE INTERNET!

P.S.S. YOU FAT UGLY PIGGY WITH NO LIFE. BORRING AND SAD, AND YOU SOUND RETARDED. I AM NOT LMAO ANYMORE, YOU RUINED THE FUN. YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS, FAT UGLY NERD. :down:

it goes:
p.s.
p.p.s
p.p.p.s

you dumb ****.
 

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it goes:
p.s.
p.p.s
p.p.p.s

you dumb ****.
Good point-and Wolf, you big writing is a pain in the arse and not clever at all...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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