"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

I am 16, Male and I have anal bleeding.

anonuser123

New Member
Joined
Mar 2, 2016
Messages
1
Reaction score
0
Age
27
So I am 16 years old, I have blood that is around my anal region, noticeable when I wipe my ass with toilet paper, it isn't sore like at all bur there is still blood, its not dripping blood, not flowing but it is there and I want to know what is it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

wifehunter

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 6, 2015
Messages
5,145
Reaction score
3,302
Age
52
Location
Hoe County, California
I get fissures sometimes from hard stools... more fiber in your diet, along with water, may work.

How's your diet?
 

Who Dares Win

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 16, 2012
Messages
7,426
Reaction score
5,803
Not trolling, but do you happend to have an hairy ass that requires countless wipping? it could simply be friction.

Try washing your ass with current water if thats the case, warm water and soap is surely a better cleaning system that paper only.



Its quite common in south Europe not that much in the northern one, anyway great also to wash your balls before a rendez vous with a girl.
 

Bible_Belt

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 27, 2005
Messages
17,577
Reaction score
6,360
Age
50
Location
midwestern cow field 40
It's probably mild hemorrhoids. If the blood is red, that's actually good. Bleeding internally is a much bigger problem, and in that case the blood would be black.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

CuddleJunkie

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 9, 2015
Messages
769
Reaction score
565
Age
33
Not trolling, but do you happend to have an hairy ass that requires countless wipping? it could simply be friction.

Try washing your ass with current water if thats the case, warm water and soap is surely a better cleaning system that paper only.



Its quite common in south Europe not that much in the northern one, anyway great also to wash your balls before a rendez vous with a girl.
That is not commong at all here, at least in Spain. Lol. Some old people have those things in their houses,but not any person below 70 years old have one.
 

Who Dares Win

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 16, 2012
Messages
7,426
Reaction score
5,803
That is not commong at all here, at least in Spain. Lol. Some old people have those things in their houses,but not any person below 70 years old have one.
Really? I saw it many times in Spain altought not as often as Italy, in which part of Spain are you btw?
 

CuddleJunkie

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 9, 2015
Messages
769
Reaction score
565
Age
33
Really? I saw it many times in Spain altought not as often as Italy, in which part of Spain are you btw?
I mean, you can see them if you are in an old house even if younger people is living there, but they won't use it. I'm on the center of Spain, Castilla.
 

marmel75

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 4, 2012
Messages
7,175
Reaction score
5,571
Stop having anal sex or shoving stuff up your ass :eek:
 

Dingo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2014
Messages
1,155
Reaction score
960
Stop taking the smart phone or tablet or any other PDA into the bathroom....

Sitting there makes things worse..... Poop and get out....
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

ArcBound

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 15, 2009
Messages
1,525
Reaction score
114
Location
U.S. East
What the last few people said. Bleeding out of the ass can be bleeding anywhere along the GI tract which as Bible Belt said could be hemorrhoids or some really, really bad internal bleeding. It isn't always black, it depends on how early in the digestive tract it is and how much of the blood gets "digested".
 

yuppee

Banned
Joined
Feb 25, 2016
Messages
280
Reaction score
52
Age
66
eat more bran flakes, use preparation H salve for hemoroids, drink more water. maybe a few avocados, too. Sounds like you are straining too much to crap, too often.
 
Top