"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i a gal, wat does guy look out in a gal..

shelen

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my frien always use straight-forward n wacky to describe me
sometimes... even, sth i dun like.. e.g. unpredicable
does gals like gals to be even more unpredictable than normal already super-unpredictable gal?

thx for replying~*muacks
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Gonzalo

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We like girls who can speak English.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alphathree

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Don't flame (her?). (She's?) probably only 12 years old or something.
 

salsipuedes

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Originally posted by Alphathree
Don't flame (her?). (She's?) probably only 12 years old or something.
Actually, shes probably from The Philipines or something.
 

Phantasmal

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Originally posted by shelen
my frien always use straight-forward n wacky to describe me
sometimes... even, sth i dun like.. e.g. unpredicable
does gals like gals to be even more unpredictable than normal already super-unpredictable gal?

thx for replying~*muacks
Translation:

My friends always say I'm straight forward and wacky. They even gone as far as to call me unpredictable, and other things I don't like. Do guys like girls to be really unpredictable, moreso than "normal" girls?
 

ScrewIt

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Re: Re: i a gal, wat does guy look out in a gal..

Originally posted by Phantasmal
Translation:

My friends always say I'm straight forward and wacky. They even gone as far as to call me unpredictable, and other things I don't like. Do guys like girls to be really unpredictable, moreso than "normal" girls?
A miracle! you speak the language. A messenger has arrived!
 

diplomatic_lies

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Most people born after 1990 write like that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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shelen

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ty- means tao yan

oh my god.. I'm not from what philipness??
but i will try to minimize talkin in short-forms used in singapore.. this is call SINGLISH anyway.. singapore english

but.. guys~ u r so cool!
Especially phantasmal.. he even bothered to translate it.. thx!
 

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Yes, guys do like girls to be unpredictable so it's not too boring. But there are good unpredictabilities and bad unpredictabilities. An example of a good unpredictabilities is say I come home from work and my gf cook me a special meal and wears something very hot. That's good. But a bad one is when I come home and she brings home another guy and say "honey, let's do a threesome."
 

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by shelen
my frien always use straight-forward n wacky to describe me
sometimes... even, sth i dun like.. e.g. unpredicable
does gals like gals to be even more unpredictable than normal already super-unpredictable gal?

thx for replying~*muacks
Wow. I'd LOVE to see how much you could fit into a haiku.

Be unpredictable, but surprise him in a GOOD way. Surprising him by pissing him off will just ruin everything.
 
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