"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i 69ed for the first time last night and i really liked it

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there's nothing quite like having a butthole AND vajayjay within tongues reach WHILE getting your pork huffed


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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wait a minute, you have been dating this girl for that long and you just now tried it? You are slow as hell.
 
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
there's nothing quite like having a butthole AND vajayjay within tongues reach WHILE getting your pork huffed


i highly recommend this
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I kissed a girl and I liked it. And then I wrote a song about it. And then that ho Katy Perry jacked my sh*t.

The music industry is rough, man.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
there's nothing quite like having a butthole AND vajayjay within tongues reach WHILE getting your pork huffed


i highly recommend this
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Pee dawggie the boards resident hermaphrodite 69'd itself last night. Please do have safe trip home.
 
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Seriously though, if I start banging a girl we 69 by the third bang at least. The OP has been dating this girl for MONTHS according to his threads about her. Does anyone wait that long to 69 in a relationship?
 
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