"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i 69ed for the first time last night and i really liked it

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there's nothing quite like having a butthole AND vajayjay within tongues reach WHILE getting your pork huffed


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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wait a minute, you have been dating this girl for that long and you just now tried it? You are slow as hell.
 
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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
there's nothing quite like having a butthole AND vajayjay within tongues reach WHILE getting your pork huffed


i highly recommend this
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I kissed a girl and I liked it. And then I wrote a song about it. And then that ho Katy Perry jacked my sh*t.

The music industry is rough, man.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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P_Dawg_Jalapeno said:
there's nothing quite like having a butthole AND vajayjay within tongues reach WHILE getting your pork huffed


i highly recommend this
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Pee dawggie the boards resident hermaphrodite 69'd itself last night. Please do have safe trip home.
 
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Seriously though, if I start banging a girl we 69 by the third bang at least. The OP has been dating this girl for MONTHS according to his threads about her. Does anyone wait that long to 69 in a relationship?
 
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