"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Husband uncovers that new wife is a secret prostitute!

MatureDJ

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http://www.thelocal.fr/2753/20120306/

:eek:

I'll bet she roped him in with her free service.

Three weeks after tying the knot, a 57-year-old man discovered his wife is a prostitute on the internet. A court in the southern town of Nimes has annuled the marriage after a long legal battle.

The man, identified only as Claude, who lives near Paris, did not suspect his wife, Myriam, 49 years old, led a double life in southern department of Vaucluse, reports Midi Libre.

Myriam and Claude met on a dating website match.com. His wife used the pseudonym Moulipis and said she worked from home as a secretary.

Claude however became suspicious when his wife refused to move and live with him near Paris. It’s only when he entered a small hidden room inside her home, that he discovered the shocking truth, le Parisien reports.

Inside, his wife kept her tools of the trade: several computers and mobile phones to offer her services and receive calls from clients. On the computers, he discovered sexy photos of his wife.

"My client was profoundly shocked. On the computer, he found pictures of his wife in underwear and her rates per hour, half-day and day," says the lawyer representing Claude Patrick Gontard in an interview with the Parisien.

After a long legal battle, a court in Nimes annuled the mariage on the basis that Myriam had hidden the truth about her real job.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good for france, if that shiit went down in the US, he would have been slapped with alimony and an "equitable" asset split.
 
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