"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hurricane Sandy

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Crap, the hurricane isn't even here yet (suburbs of NYC) and already my lights are blinking. It's windy out but the full brunt won't be till later.
 

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I would think it probably will be cancelled because the storm will be in full force at that time. Where upstate are you? PM me, unless you'd rather not, which is perfectly fine. I'm just curious, nothing more.
 

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Where I live weather modification is often everyday reality. Putin comes to Sochi rain goes away and is replaced by sun and UV that burns your skin up, and it's like a dump truck took a sh't on your car, whatever the shi't they spraying it's on it.

Thought, I know on the other side of the globe, in a lager called america weather modification is a conspiracy theorist myth. Can you just imagine those poor idiots, what kind of brain washing been done to them. Poor bastards.
 

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Oh, we're modifying the weather all right. Last year, the midwest had a 100-year flood. This summer it was a 60-year drought. The arctic ice cap is almost completely gone in summer. Now Sandy will be the biggest storm to hit the US in recorded history.

The good news about global warming is that we're fvcked no matter what we do. China already has double the greenhouse gas emissions of the US. The developed world can't seem to control its emissions, but that's ok, because the developing world is set to become a bigger polluter, anyway.

Even if the flat-Earthers who deny global warming are correct, and this is some natural cycle that humans have nothing to do with, then the ultimate answer is still the same - we're fvcked.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Here is a link to the twitter news feed: https://twitter.com/breakingstorm


Danger said:
there doesn't seem to be any stellar evidence saying that humans are causing climate change.
The only scientists who would agree would be an extreme fringe. I'm not a climatologist, but when 99% of them agree on something, it's probably true. However, like I said, if we're past the tipping point, causation is a pointless debate, anyway. Our future is floods, droughts, and mega-storms.
 

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How are our affected brothers doing?

I hear things are getting a little restless. Everyone freezing their butts off in the dark?

long gas lines, government response, etc.



Please refrain from discussion of conspiracy theories and other tangents like global warming. Not a warning, just a request from a fellow SS member. There will be time for laying blame, questioning the stories, agendas, etc. later. While guys are still affected, is not the time.
 
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