"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Humor in attending a family funeral.

Black Widow Void

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So today, I attend an out-of-town funeral. It’s my Uncle. He had a good life.

While at the service, I noticed a lot of hot attendees. I would think to myself… wow, she looks good, and then I’m like… Wait a minute we could be related somehow and I don’t know it.

Anyway I thought it was kind of humorous and thought I would share.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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2Rocky

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I attended a funeral for an Emergency Room Physician friend who died unexpectedly. The nurses who attended were rather attractive and one of them told me to meet her at a bar downtown after the celebration of life. I followed her to the highway, she turned right, I turned left. I just thought it was bit morbid...
 

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I remember a movie - I think it was "All of Me" (Steve Martin & Lili Tomlin) - in which this older gentleman was explaining how his macking widows at funerals was so successful that when he would hear about a funeral he could attend, he would get a hard-on. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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