"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hugh Mungus joke, crazy b!tch loses it

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What the fvck?

If any of you guys are in doubt, joking about one's own name is NOT sexual harrassment. Also note she was literally stalking him and acting threatening, he was walking away. This is not how sexual harrassment looks, if anyone was harrassing in this video it's without a doubt her.

I don't understand how "Hugh Mungus" managed to keep a straight face. If I was him I would be unable to resist cracking up.
 

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for anyone that hasn't seen this

Crazy ***** came deliberately to pick a fight. She should be sued for slander and defimation of character. There was no sexual harrassment. The thing that makes this ***** twice as stupid is she recorded everything proving she was never harrassed sexually or otherwise.
 

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Wouldn't ever want to be with her. That was way over the top on the crazy chart. She has big personal issues to deal with …
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Wouldn't ever want to be with her. That was way over the top on the crazy chart. She has big personal issues to deal with …
Indeed. She is the type of woman that would willingly go on a date with a guy let him buy dinner pay for everything and then willinly have sex with him afterwards, then get buyers remorse snd say he raped her.
 

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I lost it after she said what the second time xD **** is hilarious, I would have probably cried if I were him.
 

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Damn, he should have smacked that dumb biitch! I guess eventually it will be crime to even look at woman.

A few weeks ago I saw a woman go off on a dude for looking at her asss, she even pulled out her phone and started recording him. But I suspect that the woman in the video and women that behave like this have either been sexually molested, raped or are lesbians.
 

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Damn, he should have smacked that dumb biitch! I guess eventually it will be crime to even look at woman.

A few weeks ago I saw a woman go off on a dude for looking at her asss, she even pulled out her phone and started recording him. But I suspect that the woman in the video and women that behave like this have either been sexually molested, raped or are lesbians.
I think they are just crazy
 

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Damn, he should have smacked that dumb biitch! I guess eventually it will be crime to even look at woman.

A few weeks ago I saw a woman go off on a dude for looking at her asss, she even pulled out her phone and started recording him. But I suspect that the woman in the video and women that behave like this have either been sexually molested, raped or are lesbians.

nah more likely a frigid, who no man after get to know her will touch her no matter what, so tey do this to look like they matter to someone
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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