"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hugh Mungus joke, crazy b!tch loses it

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What the fvck?

If any of you guys are in doubt, joking about one's own name is NOT sexual harrassment. Also note she was literally stalking him and acting threatening, he was walking away. This is not how sexual harrassment looks, if anyone was harrassing in this video it's without a doubt her.

I don't understand how "Hugh Mungus" managed to keep a straight face. If I was him I would be unable to resist cracking up.
 

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for anyone that hasn't seen this

Crazy ***** came deliberately to pick a fight. She should be sued for slander and defimation of character. There was no sexual harrassment. The thing that makes this ***** twice as stupid is she recorded everything proving she was never harrassed sexually or otherwise.
 

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Wouldn't ever want to be with her. That was way over the top on the crazy chart. She has big personal issues to deal with …
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wouldn't ever want to be with her. That was way over the top on the crazy chart. She has big personal issues to deal with …
Indeed. She is the type of woman that would willingly go on a date with a guy let him buy dinner pay for everything and then willinly have sex with him afterwards, then get buyers remorse snd say he raped her.
 

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I lost it after she said what the second time xD **** is hilarious, I would have probably cried if I were him.
 

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Damn, he should have smacked that dumb biitch! I guess eventually it will be crime to even look at woman.

A few weeks ago I saw a woman go off on a dude for looking at her asss, she even pulled out her phone and started recording him. But I suspect that the woman in the video and women that behave like this have either been sexually molested, raped or are lesbians.
 

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Damn, he should have smacked that dumb biitch! I guess eventually it will be crime to even look at woman.

A few weeks ago I saw a woman go off on a dude for looking at her asss, she even pulled out her phone and started recording him. But I suspect that the woman in the video and women that behave like this have either been sexually molested, raped or are lesbians.
I think they are just crazy
 

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Damn, he should have smacked that dumb biitch! I guess eventually it will be crime to even look at woman.

A few weeks ago I saw a woman go off on a dude for looking at her asss, she even pulled out her phone and started recording him. But I suspect that the woman in the video and women that behave like this have either been sexually molested, raped or are lesbians.

nah more likely a frigid, who no man after get to know her will touch her no matter what, so tey do this to look like they matter to someone
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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