Hows this for a cold approach?

[arutha]

Thought it up with some guy on msn, he seemed to think they would find it a compliment and it would work well.

Me: Hey, how would you like to help my practice for my future career?
Her: What would that be?
Me: A pornstar!

Not sure what she'd say next.. Yes or no maybe?


Note: I realise this may seem stupid, but I'm not trying to be a troll..

 

[Mintyfresh]

Come up with a better 'funny future career' than that.

Porn star will just be a big turn off to any girl lol.


Here i got one you can say that you want to be one of those guys in the booths at carnivals that charge for kisses !

 

[BackToTheMack]

Originally posted by arutha
Thought it up with some guy on msn, he seemed to think they would find it a compliment and it would work well.

Me: Hey, how would you like to help my practice for my future career?
Her: What would that be?
Me: A pornstar!

Not sure what she'd say next.. Yes or no maybe?


Note: I realise this may seem stupid, but I'm not trying to be a troll..

Aussie girls would laugh and then you could keep the convo flowing

 

[arutha]

Well I'll admit I've never done cold approaches before, I'm planning to tomorrow. I have the day free to hit the city, so I'm not sure how well I'd go at continuing the conversation or even if I could manage to do approaches.. Its certainly my full intent at this moment.

Keep the opinions on this one flowing.

Cheers.

 

[[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]]

depends on the girl, some of them would slap you some of them would laugh n some would say wheres the camera

 

[arutha]

Hey, I came up with a better one.

Me: Hey, you wanna be my mistress while I'm married to the Russian I just bought off the net until she kicks it?


I'm just not sure what to say after they say yes...

I've had about 6 or 7 laugh then say 'yeah sure', but I don't know what to say after they agree...

 

[everywomanshero]

Try this...

have you heard the one about the deaf porn star and the ditzy blonde who blew him in the mall? She says yes or no and you reply "Huh?". lol.

 

[Mintyfresh]

Re: Try this...

Originally posted by everywomanshero
have you heard the one about the deaf porn star and the ditzy blonde who blew him in the mall? She says yes or no and you reply "Huh?". lol.

**** man that ones funny as hell

 

[quest]

arutha. don't try any of these.

they all come off as pre planned and canned.

you need natural humor.

as in; hey look at that <insert something funny>

or an opinion opener.
what do you think of <insert item here>

for example, on friday night i was out with my wingman.

we decided to approach these 2 chicks.

i said to them
"hey what do you think of my mates t-shirt? doesn't it look great."

it was a white t-shirt with a sparkly silver design, sort of like a coat of arms.

it looked awesome in the lights at the club. and it lead into a pretty decent conversation - and we were both involved.

 

[Jukeboxhero]

Originally posted by quest
arutha. don't try any of these.

they all come off as pre planned and canned.

you need natural humor.

as in; hey look at that <insert something funny>

or an opinion opener.
what do you think of <insert item here>

for example, on friday night i was out with my wingman.

we decided to approach these 2 chicks.

i said to them
"hey what do you think of my mates t-shirt? doesn't it look great."

it was a white t-shirt with a sparkly silver design, sort of like a coat of arms.

it looked awesome in the lights at the club. and it lead into a pretty decent conversation - and we were both involved.

That's a good one there! My friend and I were doing a similiar approach the other day while at a local bar. We told the girls I was considering getting Lasik treatment and wanted to know whether I looked better with or without glasses. Of course my roomate thinks I look better with glasses but the 4 girls we asked thought I was better without.

 

[arutha]

Originally posted by quest
arutha. don't try any of these.

they all come off as pre planned and canned.

I've had about 6 or 7 laugh then say 'yeah sure', but I don't know what to say after they agree...

It was online, not in person though. I'm starting to think rediculous ones like the Russian bride one might be pretty good for online stuff, though crap in person. No one at all has not found it funny, and most, when I end the convo soon after, say that I sound like I'm really funny.. Never been into internet dating, and not sure if I'd want to try it. Seems a bit odd to me.

Anyway, in person yeah they probably would come off as canned. Though.. I did try it on my ex gf just because I was in a weird mood. She also laughed then said yes, and that she was honoured to be asked or something like that.
(ended last time because I was AFC and she dumped me because of it, I've changed a lot since then..)

 

[jordannkobe11]

Whats Exactly A Cold Approach????

 

[Centaurion]

Originally posted by jordannkobe11
Whats Exactly A Cold Approach????

Approaching a chick that you dont know, ie at the mall/street etc.


Anyways. Please please please do not use any of that canned stuff. It sounds worse than Corky on speed. Be natural.