How's my myspace profile..

[strams4ever]

I'm not sure if this is Offtopic, but I'm stuck at my grandma's house 250 miles away from my house. She lives in Middle-of-knowwhere, Texas. And I'm BORED! I think my profile makes me seem too unfriendly?

My names kirk, I could be like 95% of the sissy ass dudes and tell you how im "laidback" and "fun to talk to "... the difference between me and them is that i have a sack and im gonna tell it like it is.. at the age of 4 i stopped giving a **** what people thought of me and what i do... my passion in life is music and guitar, football is pretty cool too. some of my friends call me "budda" or if your one of my homeboys from DC then you know me as "stacks". im the most competetive person you will ever meet.... seriously, when i visit my grandma at the old folks home i race those old farts in wheelchairs. ATTENTION!!: I have a cronic illness called M.A.L.E., it fills my body with testosterone, which makes me unpredictable, wild, crazy, spontanious, fearless, funny, and makes me think i can do **** i cant.... lets not forget the skateboard and hula-hoop on fire" video you see at the circus or wherever, it doesnt work out all too well in daniels backyard.........

 

[DJ_in_making]

how many hits have u gotten so far?

 

[strams4ever]

A little over 350..

 

[DJ_in_making]

then its obviously working. The only thing that sounds remotely mean is the thing about 'old farts' other than that it just sound c+f

 

[Aznkid1030]

haha... good profile

 

[Uber noober]

Lol, the hardcore kid ey?

 

[dannowillbookem]

uh link?

 

[biker_gixxer]

the difference between me and them is that i have a sack and im gonna tell it like it is..

Generally, the profile is pretty good, but I think you're trying a little bit to hard.

at the age of 4 i stopped giving a **** what people thought of me and what i do...

Yeah, trying way to hard.

Try more of a 'leaned back' approach, come across indifferent, almost bored. The 'I'm a bad ass so watch out' approach won't give you the effect your looking for, at least not the way you're doing it.

 

[dannowillbookem]

Originally posted by biker_gixxer
the difference between me and them is that i have a sack and im gonna tell it like it is..

Generally, the profile is pretty good, but I think you're trying a little bit to hard.

at the age of 4 i stopped giving a **** what people thought of me and what i do...

Yeah, trying way to hard.

Try more of a 'leaned back' approach, come across indifferent, almost bored. The 'I'm a bad ass so watch out' approach won't give you the effect your looking for, at least not the way you're doing it.

true. DUDE give me a link. i'll add u and that'll make u a million times more popular with the ladies!

 

[08aisaac]

Originally posted by dannowillbookem
true. DUDE give me a link. i'll add u and that'll make u a million times more popular with the ladies!

true that ^ this guy is the master. lol. But about your myspace maybe you did come off a little too strong. lol. But you know just change it around a little and go on with your life.

 

[dannowillbookem]

mhm. and DONT seem to into it. even though i have a picture background i like only have a couple pics and none of that "what vodka flavor are you" shiot. u've got more important things to do.

 

[biker_gixxer]

Originally posted by dannowillbookem
mhm. and DONT seem to into it. even though i have a picture background i like only have a couple pics and none of that "what vodka flavor are you" shiot. u've got more important things to do.

That's a shame bro. You can get allot of practice sharpening your skills on myspace. I would reconsider...

 

[Vincent]

We have a thread for this in AE. But you really should spent more time worrying about how to pick up chicks instead of some retarded myspace profile.