"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How'd you guys get rid of an unwanted Erection?

Goosberry

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Really, how'd you handle this problem when it happen while you doing some activities with women? It happened to me when I made some lame excuse for leading her to my room. So I can't hide my intention, haha:p

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wifehunter

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Ice... A pool full of it, jump in!:cool:
 

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I don't. If she notices she should take it as a compliment. Usually there's just enough room in my pants to just place up the side. Focusing on it will likely just prolong it, I just let it be and it will be gone by itself in a few minutes.
 

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I picture in my mind sticking a fiber optic thin stran of glass down my peni$. No joke I really do think of this and it really works.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I picture in my mind sticking a fiber optic thin stran of glass down my peni$. No joke I really do think of this and it really works.
Try uncooked Spaghetti. But not Angel Hair, that might break off.
 

El Payaso

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Do complex math calculations in your head.

Have two "trigger" thoughts prepped in your mind for those unwanted erection situations such as traumatic events our really disgusting things. Anytime you get an unwanted erection, simply think of those triggers.
 

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Think of Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day-Austin Powers
 

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I don't. If she notices she should take it as a compliment. Usually there's just enough room in my pants to just place up the side. Focusing on it will likely just prolong it, I just let it be and it will be gone by itself in a few minutes.
This, own it. It's better not to be shy. Whenever I in a public situation and I feel I'm getting hard, I try to display my crotch area so that everyone can see it.
Now if you are like me and not an exhibitionist than I can guarantee it will go away, plus you will feel good about your sex!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Oh man, I've had this happen twice recently from a hour long massage at a massage therapy venue. Sooooooooo awkward. I try to think of things that annoy me or a really bad picture in my head of someone who pisses me off and its tough to do. Especially at the moment they tell me to flip over on my stomach, haha.
 

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Really useful stuffs, thanks you everyone love you guys so much
 

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Take her hand and guide it on top of it. She will know what to do with it. Chicks get really turned on by this as well, from experience.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tuck your boner up lol
 
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