"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How would you tell someone that they stink?

SharinganUser

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How would you tell someone that they stink like a hairy, dusty, rotten vagina?

What if you hate the person? How would you tell them then? And I mean really, really hate them.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LA_Chico

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bro, I would just say, nigga, u stink"
 

diablo

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SharinganUser said:
What if you hate the person? And I mean really, really hate them.
More important than trying to figure out how to tell them that they smell bad is trying to figure out why you're close enough on a regular basis to smell someone that you 'really, really hate'.
 

SharinganUser

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diablo said:
More important than trying to figure out how to tell them that they smell bad is trying to figure out why you're close enough on a regular basis to smell someone that you 'really, really hate'.

I live with this person. They smell like they are. EVIL.
 

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just do it in front of people..."dude do you ever wash? no I'm serious, you have some serious personal hygeine issues...eww..just eww..."
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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