"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How would you tell someone that they stink?

SharinganUser

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How would you tell someone that they stink like a hairy, dusty, rotten vagina?

What if you hate the person? How would you tell them then? And I mean really, really hate them.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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LA_Chico

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bro, I would just say, nigga, u stink"
 

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SharinganUser said:
What if you hate the person? And I mean really, really hate them.
More important than trying to figure out how to tell them that they smell bad is trying to figure out why you're close enough on a regular basis to smell someone that you 'really, really hate'.
 

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diablo said:
More important than trying to figure out how to tell them that they smell bad is trying to figure out why you're close enough on a regular basis to smell someone that you 'really, really hate'.

I live with this person. They smell like they are. EVIL.
 

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just do it in front of people..."dude do you ever wash? no I'm serious, you have some serious personal hygeine issues...eww..just eww..."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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