"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How would you respond to this e-mail response?

FM 3321

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It might be lame posting this here but I wanted to see what you guys could come up with. Backstory... I met this true brunette HB9 through a friend when we went out clubbing and I pretty much teased her the whole night and left it at that. She wanted some pictures I took that night so I decided I wasn't gonna let her have them easy. So anyway you guys get the picture, here is the text going back and forth.

From: HOT CHICK
Date: Jun 14, 2006 10:32 AM


There was a hot and sexy guy I was putting my arm around? When was that? I must have missed it!

Hahaha! :)

HOT CHICK



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: FM 3321
Date: Jun 13, 2006 6:05 PM

Oh really? Is that so......miss authority on nerds. ;)

Yeah the pictures came out great. Some jealous girls were wondering why that chick couldn't resist putting her arm around such a hot and sexy guy. Maybe if you can prove to me you're not a nerd I'll let you smell me later....haha

Take care HOT CHICK. :)



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HOT CHICK
Date: Jun 12, 2006 9:56 AM

Whatever!!! Hahaha! You're the nerd! Anyways, didn't the pics come out great? Everyone is going to wonder who the hot chick was that decided to take a pic with YOU! Hehehe! Smell you later. I'm looking for those pictures!

:)

HOT CHICK


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: FM 3321
Date: Jun 10, 2006 5:59 PM

I usually don't e-mail pictures to nerds but for you I'll make an exception. ;)

Take care,

FM 3321



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HOT CHICK
Date: Jun 7, 2006 9:09 AM

When you get a chance can you send the photos you took downtown to my e-mail, [email protected]?

Thanks!

HOT CHICK

haha.....she's pretty good at this stuff.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Try this reply,

"Maybe the 'hotness' has already made you lose memory. You can seek for this hotness at starbucks 7pm @ <place> <date>. See ya."

Well may not be the best reply, but i welcome comments~!
 

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....and don't forget to leave a couple of pics back at your place.....
 

FM 3321

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Desdinova said:
You're doing well! Get her phone number and set up a date. Reward her with the pics ;)

heh.....I already sent her the pictures over e-mail.

charlezz said:
Try this reply,

"Maybe the 'hotness' has already made you lose memory. You can seek for this hotness at starbucks 7pm @ <place> <date>. See ya."

Well may not be the best reply, but i welcome comments~!
I see where you going here. This little thing could go on for ever until I take an opportunity to set up a meeting.



Edit:

Here's a reponse I came up with. When we went out with friends there was this weird person on the dance floor and I was urging her to go dance with him and she wouldn't.


Well, of course you missed it...you were mesmerized by that sweaty weirdo down on the dance floor!!! Anyway, I'm going to the mall Sunday or Monday and I think you should come along. Give me your phone number so I can give you a call.

FM 3321
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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