"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How would you deal with Ed the Sock?

DJ-Wladek

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Have you ever had to deal with an aggressive bigmouth? For those of you outside of Canada, Ed the Sock is a VJ on MuchMusic. He's in a similar vein as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, who sometimes appears on Conan O'Brien. Basically, he's a sock puppet who insults everyone and everything, which kills everybody else with laughter.

I've been in situations where I'm dishing out an Ed-the-Sock treatment to people, but also in situations where I'm on the receiving end. Usually, I just laugh and try to move the conversation on. I know that the ideal response would be a funny comeback, but anyone familiar with Ed or Triumph will tell you that the "victims" who try comebacks usually look like idiots (although less so than the ones who react negatively).

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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tom121

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watch this thread gets closed in................................................................................................................... now
 

Desdinova

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I think it's funny that people are intimidated by a sock.

I've totally disarmed people with "Ed the Sock" personalities by playing into their joke.

Sock guy: Man, you're fvcking gay
Me: That's right big boy. How about you write down your address and I'll come give you some lovin' tomorrow night?
Sock guy: (deer caught in the headlights look)
 

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Desdinova:

Sure, that works, but "you're fvcking gay" is a pretty lame insult anyway. I'm talking like really, really funny stuff, where if you just sit and take it, you look like a giggly idiot, but if you try to talk back you have no chance.

Another example is Ali G. For a Comic Relief bit, he invites David Beckham and Posh Spice for an interview, and digs into them the whole time. They know that they're the butt of the joke, but they have to smile and laugh because otherwise they'll look like idiots. The one time Posh objects and gets upset, he totally turns the situation around and makes her look stupid.

Maybe you'd have to see the bit to understand... it's pretty funny and worth the download just to watch it.
 

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Many people's greatest fear is looking like an idiot. The person who truly doesn't have that fear won't worry about it, and will even make himself look like an idiot just to entertain people. Then, instead of people labelling him as "loser", they'll label him as a "confident, funny guy".

However, watch out if the one who initially started the insulting feels as if he's losing his power. I've been in that situation before, and it can get pretty nasty.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Always relate it to the guy's mother it never fails

Eg: You are just sitting on a chair and some guy starts hasseling you

Guy : Pheww close your legs buddy, you are attracting more flies then sh1t

You: Well after being with your mother last night, it was bound to happen.

Guy: Fvck yoU!

You: That is exectly what your mother told me and this is how I got to this mess. Next time tell her to take daily showers it will help.
 
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