How would Edward Cullen approach and close a girl?

[underoath777]

I have a very sarcastic sense of humor,

Anyone pick up on the foreshadowing?


Haha yeah one of my friends brought this movie up so I just HAD to make this thread. I hope you all enjoyed hahahah.

But yeah, I've seen the movie A LOT, since my old job played it in the break room everyday for like 3 fvcking weeks. Honestly, it's not a bad movie though!

 

[nismo-4]

Movies are written to where nice guys get the most beautiful women. It's in the goddamn script! They even write scripts to where a dude who's ugly and never had a girlfriend steals a beautiful woman away from a football jock or something similar.

Stop believing everything you see and hear in a goddamn movie! It's fiction! It's make believe! It's scripted! Wake the f**k up! F**k!

 

[Forty0ztoFreedom]

You mean like, an APATOW WORLD:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJv-rG_jeGY

 

[horaholic]

I think if a guy is 400 years old and looks like he's 17, he'd better damn well have the best game on the entire planet. most of us have around 25 years or so to land a wife. I should hope someone that old who still has his looks would be able to make any girls panties drop within an hour. I haven't seen the movie, and dont plan to, but just think about how many things a man could master in a few centuries... One would most likely have womens emotions MASTERED. You'd probably be really sick and tired of women altogether. I'd never want to deal with a woman again after the first hundred years or so. Would vampires even produce testosterone, to feed any sort of sex drive? How many decades would it take for a man to get bored of 'love' at all? It would suck to be that old, cuz everything would lose its meaning, including sex, and women.

 

[Just a Shot Away]

It would suck to be that old, cuz everything would lose its meaning, including sex, and women.

I don't know man. There would constantly be new and different women to bang. I can never see myself losing interest in movies, because I f'ing LOVE them. And they're always making new and interesting movies. I think it would be pretty damn cool to have the chance to plow through all sorts of different chicks spanning four centuries.

 

[Rookie_son]

cant be bothered reading everyone's responses, only have one thing to say.

OP, i want to punch you in the face and punch myself in the face for being aware of the character edward cullen.

 

[RedZone]

If anything rather be like Don Draper than some vampire person

 

[2-D]

My question is, how would Edward Cullen game a girl if he wasn't using ****y and funny? I feel like I can progress more and feel like I need to have a cool, collected, calm, mysterious, mature vibe to myself.

I think you'd benefit from getting some fangs, it'd work really well as an ice-breaker when approaching because NOTHING says "we'll get along just fine" Like sinking your teeth 4 inches into her neck. I'm glad you've seen the light and realised becoming a vampire is the true way to get into any girl's pants. Don Juan-Don Shwan, nothing screams super-suave like a pale faced, darkness dwelling bloodsucker!

Team Edward!