women haze
Senior Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Simple. Accomplished in 2 frames.
"Should I cut my hair short?"
Atom Smasher: "No. I hate short hair on women. Don't do it."
Frame 2: Ignore
Frame 3: I'm already on another subject. Therefore, frames 3 through 16 cannot possibly happen in my world.
"Should I cut my hair short?"
Atom Smasher: "No. I hate short hair on women. Don't do it."
Frame 2: Ignore
Frame 3: I'm already on another subject. Therefore, frames 3 through 16 cannot possibly happen in my world.
Her: should I cut my hair?women haze said:
Me: you have your own mind.
Her: but I'm asking you?
Me: you already know what to do, you just want to hear it from someone else.
Her: so should I cut my hair?
Me: you're a full grown woman that can make decisions, but I like smelling your hair when we **** baby.