"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How will I get my shoes exchanged HEEELP!

Kev07

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ok i bought a pair of shoes the other day at journeys.

that place is ****ing dim as hell i couldn't see **** when i was looking at the shoes but when i got home i noticed this nice stain on the most noticeable part of the shoe wow.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/IMG00078.jpg


ok i've already taken a walk around in the shoes (shoot me) so i decided hey what the hell, lets try to clean it. (yes i'm sure the stain was there when i bought it, i remotely remember something catching my eye as i took it outa the box) well cleaning didn't work too well -_-

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/IMG00081.jpg

YES IT IS DRY.

WHAT WILL I DO?!?!!?:box: :box: :box:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This is normal for cloth/suede shoes - you made it worse!!! Just put more chemicals on them and they wiil be totally marked!!!!
 

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1-Go back to the store with the shoes & the sales slip.

2-Hold out the sales slip and say: "I'm not happy with these shoes. I want to return them."

3-Clerk says: Hey what about this spot?"

4-You say: That was from PLAIN WATER! The dye faded almost instantly! The quality on these shoes are horrible! I think it must be a manufacture's defect. You should get your money back from them!"

5-The clerk says: "Ummm, yeah. Here's your money."

6- You say "THANK YOU!" and procede to have a nice day:)
 

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WaterTiger said:
1-Got back to the store with the shoes & the sales slip.

2-Hold out the sales slip and say: "I'm not happy with these shoes. I want to return them."

3-Clerk says: Hey what about this spot?"

4-You say: That was from PLAIN WATER! The dye faded almost instantly! The quality on these shoes are horrible! I think it must be a manufacture's defect. You should get your money back from them!"

5-The clerk says: "Ummm, yeah. Here's your money."

6- You say "THANK YOU!" and procede to have a nice day:)

i've actually thought about saying that, I'm not sure if i can pull it off


from offtopic.com:

"my sister bought a pair of shoes and came home to realize they only had one shoe in the box so she took it back to get the other one. "
 

WaterTiger

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Kev07 said:
i've actually thought about saying that, I'm not sure if i can pull it off.
Of course you can!! Where's your DJ confidence? You'll do fine! Just reamin calm, yet firm about getting your money back. Most places have NO problem with it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Kev07 said:
ok another suggestions i got: walk in wearing the shoes, have a friend get another pair, and then switch it out
I'd be careful doing that. They catch you on camera and you're $crewed.

One option I see though, is go to the store, buy the exact same pair of shoes. Walk out, switch the shoes in the box for the ones you have. Walk right back in, and say you chaged your mind. Considering the purchase is about 10-20 minutes old, no one is gonna really care about the stain, if the ask, then.."oh, must've spilled water.. i dropped my water bottle."

Still, most likely, considering how quickly you come back, no one is gonna care. Though I would reccoemend using a different clerk.
 

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WaterTiger said:
1-Go back to the store with the shoes & the sales slip.

2-Hold out the sales slip and say: "I'm not happy with these shoes. I want to return them."

3-Clerk says: Hey what about this spot?"

4-You say: That was from PLAIN WATER! The dye faded almost instantly! The quality on these shoes are horrible! I think it must be a manufacture's defect. You should get your money back from them!"

5-The clerk says: "Ummm, yeah. Here's your money."

6- You say "THANK YOU!" and procede to have a nice day:)
have your mother do this... stores dont like mad mommas with sales receipts talking about the horrible shoes their son just got.
 

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have your mother do this... stores dont like mad mommas with sales receipts talking about the horrible shoes their son just got.
ROFL :crackup:

Maybe it's just me, but using "momma" to take care of this seems very un-DJish.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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