Im curious because i want to do it, but i dont want a girlfriend right now. Do you guys just stick it in when they arent looking? do you tell them right before? during sex do you ask them whether or not they want it in the other hole?
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to you guys propose anal sex?
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You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
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Interesting question. I have probably done most of the above. Turned her over and hit it from the back busted a nut and spewed on her ass hole then put my **** in it and fvvcked them again.
If your a squeemish type of choir boy you may not want to read what I have to say!
I have told em that "I am taking the azz today so prepare it." hours before they would be due to come over. I like my women to douche it out thank you very much.
If they are on their period they know that I will take the ass if their oral sucks and they know the reason why. I have told them before about what will happen on their periods.
Often I would get a call from a female that I was suppose to fvck but their period started. I will say that is ok we can do other things and I used to jokingly say back in the late 80's and early 90's that I would put my big black **** up their lilly white azz in a mock voice. This was as I was becoming the azzhole that I am today so I had to make a joke out of it but they knew I was dead serious.
I had one girl for 8 years that didn't want to use the pill so after boning her pvssie I would stick it in her butt.
I met one girl the first night I boned her in the butt twice. And no she wasn't a trailor park trash in fact she was a officer of the law. I had met her at the club and called her when I got home and started talking dirty to her on the phone. I whispered "butt fvck" to her. I was experimenting with trigger words back then to see what words women would get off on. She responded so I went over and did the deed.
When I started ditching her she would call and whisper those same words back at me trying to entice me into it.
I have boned 18 year olds their first time up the butt when I was in my 30's. One was a 18 year old greek aerobics instructor with these huge tits that defied gravity and stood I kid you not straight out.
She was greek so I thought she should be introduced to the sex style named after her race.
I often did other women the same way to test them on having issues. While boning them (dyck in the pvssy aimed up at the top g-spot) I put my left middle finger on their clyit and with my right hand middle finger cup their ass and scoop up the juices running down from their pvssies and then use that to lubricate their butts and then insert my finger. (Oh I have freakishly large hands and still cannot find gloves to fit them, to kama sudra who doubts anything I say I will be happy to post a photo of my hands as proof)
I would whisper to them to imagine two men taking them at the same time as I would use my dyck and finger on the clyit and finger up the butt to make them bust their greatest nuts ever. I learned that women have nerve endings up there so they can really get into that.
Another style is to put her on top of your dyck. Using the same hand positions ..left finger on the clyit (my left hand is more sensitve) and right middle finger up her butt you can do the same thing.
When you get to boning her in the but you must have a rap going on so that she can at least enjoy it.
My favorite way is to put her on her knees and enter then reach under and stroke her clyit while I talk to her a lot of dirty shyt.
One girl that I dated for a long time just would rub her clyit on a pillow. One time she had 5 nuts while I butt fvcked her and her co workers wondered why her knuckles where so beat up. She got that from the friction of them against the sheets as she was pressing the pillow into her clyit.
But you must have your verbal rap to be able to help her get off and that means that you gotta know her as a person and what turns her on.
Your goals is to get her to fantsize while your having sex with her that way so that she can orgasms.
I do not believe in just butt boning a girl without giving her orgasms! If she must then get her to use a vibrator if your game skills are weak.
This will introduce her to anal joy.
Good luck to ya kid.
If your a squeemish type of choir boy you may not want to read what I have to say!
I have told em that "I am taking the azz today so prepare it." hours before they would be due to come over. I like my women to douche it out thank you very much.
If they are on their period they know that I will take the ass if their oral sucks and they know the reason why. I have told them before about what will happen on their periods.
Often I would get a call from a female that I was suppose to fvck but their period started. I will say that is ok we can do other things and I used to jokingly say back in the late 80's and early 90's that I would put my big black **** up their lilly white azz in a mock voice. This was as I was becoming the azzhole that I am today so I had to make a joke out of it but they knew I was dead serious.
I had one girl for 8 years that didn't want to use the pill so after boning her pvssie I would stick it in her butt.
I met one girl the first night I boned her in the butt twice. And no she wasn't a trailor park trash in fact she was a officer of the law. I had met her at the club and called her when I got home and started talking dirty to her on the phone. I whispered "butt fvck" to her. I was experimenting with trigger words back then to see what words women would get off on. She responded so I went over and did the deed.
When I started ditching her she would call and whisper those same words back at me trying to entice me into it.
I have boned 18 year olds their first time up the butt when I was in my 30's. One was a 18 year old greek aerobics instructor with these huge tits that defied gravity and stood I kid you not straight out.
She was greek so I thought she should be introduced to the sex style named after her race.
I often did other women the same way to test them on having issues. While boning them (dyck in the pvssy aimed up at the top g-spot) I put my left middle finger on their clyit and with my right hand middle finger cup their ass and scoop up the juices running down from their pvssies and then use that to lubricate their butts and then insert my finger. (Oh I have freakishly large hands and still cannot find gloves to fit them, to kama sudra who doubts anything I say I will be happy to post a photo of my hands as proof)
I would whisper to them to imagine two men taking them at the same time as I would use my dyck and finger on the clyit and finger up the butt to make them bust their greatest nuts ever. I learned that women have nerve endings up there so they can really get into that.
Another style is to put her on top of your dyck. Using the same hand positions ..left finger on the clyit (my left hand is more sensitve) and right middle finger up her butt you can do the same thing.
When you get to boning her in the but you must have a rap going on so that she can at least enjoy it.
My favorite way is to put her on her knees and enter then reach under and stroke her clyit while I talk to her a lot of dirty shyt.
One girl that I dated for a long time just would rub her clyit on a pillow. One time she had 5 nuts while I butt fvcked her and her co workers wondered why her knuckles where so beat up. She got that from the friction of them against the sheets as she was pressing the pillow into her clyit.
But you must have your verbal rap to be able to help her get off and that means that you gotta know her as a person and what turns her on.
Your goals is to get her to fantsize while your having sex with her that way so that she can orgasms.
I do not believe in just butt boning a girl without giving her orgasms! If she must then get her to use a vibrator if your game skills are weak.
This will introduce her to anal joy.
Good luck to ya kid.
#41
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I've yet to meet a girl who responded with anything other than "No way" when the subject came up.
But, then again, I never really tried in the heat of the moment.
But, then again, I never really tried in the heat of the moment.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Actually maybe I'm just lucky or whatever but about 1/3 have actually asked for it and the others I never tried. I figure if they ask for it they must not hate it so much.JohnChap said:
girls will always say no to it but inside they all wanna try it.
first time i asked a chic when i was still learning was "what do you think of 4n4l s3x"? she said something like "that hole is is only for stuff to come out from nothin to go in.."
at the time i was like "oops, maybe i shouldnt have asked"
but 3 months later we were in bed, i just held her n basically whispered in her ear "hand me the jelly im takin ur ass today, ur gonna love this.."
she didnt say yes or no, but she handed me the jelly and even rubbed it on d johnson..when i was doin her tho i took it in nice n slow n she was in a lil bit of pain obviously at first but i put my hand on her c7!t and one finger in and she came...
since then she would initiate it, even ask for it..she usually busted least 4 to 5 times..
but there have been girls that have said flat out NO!..they're just not ready in their lives to take that sort of fvkn..
in todays world, girls know that they have to give it up coz if she aint, you'll find someone that will..
i dont ask anymore, i whisper it while in bed..thats when girls are set to please you most..they cant say no. lol..
she might put restrictions like "gently please" or "only the tip in"
but thats a start..excuse the pun but "Rome wasnt built in one day"
first time i asked a chic when i was still learning was "what do you think of 4n4l s3x"? she said something like "that hole is is only for stuff to come out from nothin to go in.."
at the time i was like "oops, maybe i shouldnt have asked"
but 3 months later we were in bed, i just held her n basically whispered in her ear "hand me the jelly im takin ur ass today, ur gonna love this.."
she didnt say yes or no, but she handed me the jelly and even rubbed it on d johnson..when i was doin her tho i took it in nice n slow n she was in a lil bit of pain obviously at first but i put my hand on her c7!t and one finger in and she came...
since then she would initiate it, even ask for it..she usually busted least 4 to 5 times..
but there have been girls that have said flat out NO!..they're just not ready in their lives to take that sort of fvkn..
in todays world, girls know that they have to give it up coz if she aint, you'll find someone that will..
i dont ask anymore, i whisper it while in bed..thats when girls are set to please you most..they cant say no. lol..
she might put restrictions like "gently please" or "only the tip in"
but thats a start..excuse the pun but "Rome wasnt built in one day"
for most girls, you have to ease them into it
When your girl is riding you on top, finger her butthole as shes riding you. Most girls will love that. You need to get them used to anal stimulation.
Then you can move onto actual anal sex when you feel they are ready. Remember to use lots of lube to make it comfortable for her.
When your girl is riding you on top, finger her butthole as shes riding you. Most girls will love that. You need to get them used to anal stimulation.
Then you can move onto actual anal sex when you feel they are ready. Remember to use lots of lube to make it comfortable for her.
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First I would analyze her approach to anything going in the rear.
When going in buildings, see how she responds to entering in the back entrance.
Try backing into your garage, does she seem to mind?
Do it a couple times, get a feel for her overall backdoor preferences. Is she only front-entrance kind of woman?
... Okay seriously?
Just go, "Hey Giiiiiiiiiirl, I wanna do poop shoot tonight."
Make sure you do the 12 i's. It's the only way.
When going in buildings, see how she responds to entering in the back entrance.
Try backing into your garage, does she seem to mind?
Do it a couple times, get a feel for her overall backdoor preferences. Is she only front-entrance kind of woman?
... Okay seriously?
Just go, "Hey Giiiiiiiiiirl, I wanna do poop shoot tonight."
Make sure you do the 12 i's. It's the only way.
Well you'll have to bring the topic up and talk about it before hand usually. All girls know we want to do that. Some girls are willing to try, some actually like it and some will never let anyone try.
You gotta work them up, they need to be good and horny, the more you can kiss and run your hands over their body the better. Rub their ass cheeks, slowly and confidently, bring attention to that part of their body. Ever had anyone rub your ass? I think it feels great myself.
I prefer 1 of 2 methods - continue rubbing their ass and begin to massage the opening with 1 finger (make sure your damn nails are filed down!). Do this very slowly, let her enjoy the sensation - DO NOT PRESS IT IN! At first she'll be tense and probably alarmed...work her through that, kiss her neck and her back, get her to like it and at some point she may start pressing back in to you.
The other method - if you're willing, is to tongue her ass - many young girls might freak out if you do that and most won't want to kiss you or have your mouth on their pvssy afterwards. However, they will like it and it will get them ready for your d!ck there.
good luck.
You gotta work them up, they need to be good and horny, the more you can kiss and run your hands over their body the better. Rub their ass cheeks, slowly and confidently, bring attention to that part of their body. Ever had anyone rub your ass? I think it feels great myself.
I prefer 1 of 2 methods - continue rubbing their ass and begin to massage the opening with 1 finger (make sure your damn nails are filed down!). Do this very slowly, let her enjoy the sensation - DO NOT PRESS IT IN! At first she'll be tense and probably alarmed...work her through that, kiss her neck and her back, get her to like it and at some point she may start pressing back in to you.
The other method - if you're willing, is to tongue her ass - many young girls might freak out if you do that and most won't want to kiss you or have your mouth on their pvssy afterwards. However, they will like it and it will get them ready for your d!ck there.
good luck.
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All these responses are waaaaay too long. Straight to the point.
You don't ask her about it at all. While she's riding you and she's all horny and shiz, you simply lick your fingers and start playing with her nipples for 30 secs, then soon after lick the fingers on your other hand, smack her ass a couple times, and then try to ease in with an index finger, possibly a pinky if you have hot dog fingers. It's tantamount to double penetration yes, but it introduces her to anal on good terms since she may be cumming, about to ***, just came, etc. Lastly, if your giving it to her well, and she's not into anal, when you do the aforementioned, it'll actually get her off a little. Anal does bring pleasures to women too. Out of the 4 girls I've used this on that had never done anal, I've never had a no/stop, only requests for KY and snoody "you know you're not putting anything bigger in there right?" remarks ... I did..... put something bigger in there later.
Finally, once you have a girl that does anal, periods and toothaches don't matter.
Hope I answered your question.
You don't ask her about it at all. While she's riding you and she's all horny and shiz, you simply lick your fingers and start playing with her nipples for 30 secs, then soon after lick the fingers on your other hand, smack her ass a couple times, and then try to ease in with an index finger, possibly a pinky if you have hot dog fingers. It's tantamount to double penetration yes, but it introduces her to anal on good terms since she may be cumming, about to ***, just came, etc. Lastly, if your giving it to her well, and she's not into anal, when you do the aforementioned, it'll actually get her off a little. Anal does bring pleasures to women too. Out of the 4 girls I've used this on that had never done anal, I've never had a no/stop, only requests for KY and snoody "you know you're not putting anything bigger in there right?" remarks ... I did..... put something bigger in there later.
Finally, once you have a girl that does anal, periods and toothaches don't matter.
Hope I answered your question.
Young Juan
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Noticed this after the fact, but jackpot. What we said.Peterpack said:
#41
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For those that have convinced GFs / FBs to do anal, what would you say your success ratio is?
50%? 25%?
50%? 25%?
lmao
Imagine the conversation!
You: Can I uh...
Her: What?
You: Can I stick it in your ass?
Her: No.
You (to yourself): Damn!
Me? I just pop a thumb up there during doggystyle, and if shes in to it or doesn't freak out on me, I just stick it up there. I've found that if you act like it's just something that normally happens during sex, the girl is a lot more receptive to it.
Granted, 60%+ of women are going to tell you that it's an exit only.
Imagine the conversation!
You: Can I uh...
Her: What?
You: Can I stick it in your ass?
Her: No.
You (to yourself): Damn!
Me? I just pop a thumb up there during doggystyle, and if shes in to it or doesn't freak out on me, I just stick it up there. I've found that if you act like it's just something that normally happens during sex, the girl is a lot more receptive to it.
Granted, 60%+ of women are going to tell you that it's an exit only.
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100% I didn't but-fvck all of the over 125 women that I have boned but I did do it to all of those that I attempted to do it with. Some I didn't try cause I didn't keep em that long. Maybe 2 sessions. A lot of caucasian women sucked in bed back then and it wasn't worth going back or taking things deeper.#41 said:
I used it to test women for their commitment to me or to test their submissiveness mostly.
That is once I got over the taboo enjoyment of it. There was one blond girl who's ass I wanted to do but didn't now that I think about it. She moved to Arizona before I got a chance to tap it.
She called me after she did it with someone else to tell me about it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
This is the same guy who posted that he wants to stick it in a girl's ass because that's not him technically losing his virginity. HE thinks he's the most logical guy here. He thinks if you try to shove your **** up a girl's ass she won't get mad! Hilarious!San Jose California said:
OK, being that you've never slept with a woman, I'll tell you straight up, if you honestly try to stick your **** in her ass without even mentioning that this is on your mind, you better BELIEVE you're not getting "regular vaginal sex" right after. Or possibly ever again with this girl. Just going for it like that is unbelievably rude! Show some courtesy! How would you feel if someone thought it was acceptable to just shove something up your ass without asking first?
Here's the skinny on getting a girl to do anything outside the norm of your sexual lives together: Communication. You don't "just go for it." You talk to her and see how she feels about it.
Here's how you bring up your fetish with a girl: during normal conversation, when the two of you are alone and clothed and relaxed, steer the conversation towards the things that turn you on. Start off with something she does that you really like, as a way of buttering her up. Ask her about her fetishes. What kind of things is she into that you don't know about yet?
As the conversation progresses you bring up your fetish. Let her know that this is something that really turns you on, and you'd love to try. If it's something she's comfortable trying, she'll probably at least give it a shot soon (if she's getting turned on by the conversation, she might even do it that night). It's ok if she isn't too keen on it right away. Give her some time to let the idea sink into her head. Chances are once she knows it's your thing she'll likely be at least willing to talk about it sooner or later.
I shouldn't even have to mention this part, but anal sex is really painful for a girl. That's why it's not OK to just shove your **** up her ass without asking first. And that's also why it's OK for her to not be down with it if you bring it up and she says no.
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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
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