"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to wax that @ss again

Phonk Beta

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My ex and I are chillin again. The other night I helped her move into a new place she got. Well, we started talking about sex and and old times and she let me hit it. Well, later that night, we went to one of our favorite restaurants that we used to go to all the time. We went back to her place and nothing happened. This tuesday, I'm supposed to go to her place to have dinner with her. What should I do to increase the chances of waxing that @ss again??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TurboLover

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"Hey, would you like a back rub?"

If yes, your chances dun increased.
 

TurboLover

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Almost forgot, tell her that you have a secret you been wanting to tell her. Then go in like you going to whisper in her ear. Say nothing then when moving back give her a kiss on the cheek. Judging by her reaction, as in if she doesnt freak out, go for the lips your right there.

That ****'s money.
 

dietzcoi

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I think your attitude is somewhat wrong

Don't think "she let YOU hit it"

Think, I let her have the d1ck!

I think you will see what I mean. Why let a woman be the one deciding what is going to happen? Makes you a supplicator.

Dietzcoi
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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how about a change in atitude. You said she let you hit it, what happened to her wanting it as much as you if not more.
 
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