"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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How to tr0llololol POFap Fap Fap Bi chix for teh n00dz

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Step 1) Setup a normal (bi) sounding profile with chick 'likes': shopping, photography, summer, reading, makeup etc. Use a NORMAL sounding NON-sexual username and have a new email address to use for signup and to give to chix to reply back with their n00dz. Keep the profile as normal chick sounding as possible.

Step 2) Search Female seeking Female. Set your email settings to ONLY accept contact from females so you don't get a ton of dudes emailing you.

Step 3) Select in options to NOT have chicks see you viewed their profile and keep the profile hidden. The reason for it is if a chick gets suspicious all you have to do is DO NOT reply to her reply, just read it and BLOCK user. It erases the email history, your profile is hidden and she can't find you in 'users who viewed me'. If you DO reply to her being suspicious before blocking she can get your fake chick profile and report you. Follow the steps to the T to stay in stealth mode.

Step 4) You need to search for NORMAL pics of the SAME hot chick as the n00dz you have. (I found a chick with normal pics and n00dz off a French link.) (Use the normal pics for the profile..Keep the n00dz in email to send later or if you do POF picks up on them and removes them from your chicks profile.)

Step 5) after you're all setup. Email chicks SIMPLE emails: Ex: Hey how's your night going? I think you're a hottie! xoxo :)

(Use smilies and text talk every so often in replies to play the role: HBU?)

When they reply to your first email simply tell them: I'm relaxing at home in my room...bored..=( (chick code to each other they're looking for 'fun'.)

After some small talk simply tell them: "I can send you more of my pix if u like? What's your email address? =)" when they send it send the noodz from your new chick email address and reply to them on POF saying: "Sent...let me know when u get them and send me back some of u i want to see u too.. =)"

The most difficult part is finding a realistic looking hot chick with normal and seperate NON modelled n00dz.

Once you find your 'girl' and follow the above steps you'll be getting all sorts of n00dz from chicks all over POF in your fake chick email address..Faces included. real chicks on POF. Just tr0lolol realistic looking profiles and play it cool. The chicks who use that site are total freaks...some hot as hell...but complete freaks.


**If they send you their phone numbers before or after getting their email address..DO NOT use them nor (obviously) give yours out. Simply tell them thanks but you don't give out 'your' number till you get to know someone. Then ask for their email to send them a 'surprise'. Once you send first...they almost ALWAYS send back N00dz of themselves..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Brother Ninja

You should apply for a cyber security job with the CIA. You'd be good at it and I hear the benefits rock.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jariel said:
You need to get out more dude!

Sh!t..I go out all the time...tr0lling POF is a side thing to pass downtime..nothing more...lol
 
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