"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How to tr0llololol POFap Fap Fap Bi chix for teh n00dz

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Step 1) Setup a normal (bi) sounding profile with chick 'likes': shopping, photography, summer, reading, makeup etc. Use a NORMAL sounding NON-sexual username and have a new email address to use for signup and to give to chix to reply back with their n00dz. Keep the profile as normal chick sounding as possible.

Step 2) Search Female seeking Female. Set your email settings to ONLY accept contact from females so you don't get a ton of dudes emailing you.

Step 3) Select in options to NOT have chicks see you viewed their profile and keep the profile hidden. The reason for it is if a chick gets suspicious all you have to do is DO NOT reply to her reply, just read it and BLOCK user. It erases the email history, your profile is hidden and she can't find you in 'users who viewed me'. If you DO reply to her being suspicious before blocking she can get your fake chick profile and report you. Follow the steps to the T to stay in stealth mode.

Step 4) You need to search for NORMAL pics of the SAME hot chick as the n00dz you have. (I found a chick with normal pics and n00dz off a French link.) (Use the normal pics for the profile..Keep the n00dz in email to send later or if you do POF picks up on them and removes them from your chicks profile.)

Step 5) after you're all setup. Email chicks SIMPLE emails: Ex: Hey how's your night going? I think you're a hottie! xoxo :)

(Use smilies and text talk every so often in replies to play the role: HBU?)

When they reply to your first email simply tell them: I'm relaxing at home in my room...bored..=( (chick code to each other they're looking for 'fun'.)

After some small talk simply tell them: "I can send you more of my pix if u like? What's your email address? =)" when they send it send the noodz from your new chick email address and reply to them on POF saying: "Sent...let me know when u get them and send me back some of u i want to see u too.. =)"

The most difficult part is finding a realistic looking hot chick with normal and seperate NON modelled n00dz.

Once you find your 'girl' and follow the above steps you'll be getting all sorts of n00dz from chicks all over POF in your fake chick email address..Faces included. real chicks on POF. Just tr0lolol realistic looking profiles and play it cool. The chicks who use that site are total freaks...some hot as hell...but complete freaks.


**If they send you their phone numbers before or after getting their email address..DO NOT use them nor (obviously) give yours out. Simply tell them thanks but you don't give out 'your' number till you get to know someone. Then ask for their email to send them a 'surprise'. Once you send first...they almost ALWAYS send back N00dz of themselves..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You should apply for a cyber security job with the CIA. You'd be good at it and I hear the benefits rock.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Jariel said:
You need to get out more dude!

Sh!t..I go out all the time...tr0lling POF is a side thing to pass downtime..nothing more...lol
 
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