How to text to get a girl on a date

[Konada]

I see so many guys here fck up on this part immensely while it's one of the most simple things to do.

Guys, when you text a woman, 99.99999% of them already know that you want to bang them. So act like you have a d!ck and stop pretending you're interested in the weather or her grandma's bowel movements or whatever.

What do guys with d!cks do? They want to find out how to get from A to B as soon as possible.

Guy: Hi <HB>, xxx here.
HB: Hi
Guy: Hey, hope your week is going well. Let's go for a drink sometime this week. Tues or Sat, which works better for you?

Its that simple.

 

[cola]

Too dry. Not aggressive enough.

You: Hey sexykittylady .. it's cola from the other night..

Her: sexykittylady?

You: Yea, I give all my future wives nicknames. When you and the rest of the sister wives move in you're gonna be in charge of cleaning windows..

Her: lol, I don't do windows.

You: This isn't a democracy. Quit all that back talk. Listen, let's go out and have a romantic date like in one of those chick flicks. Food, Adventure hand holding, a kiss under the stars.. Friday night, ok? But one condition.

Her: I'm free Friday night.
What's the condition?

You: You have to wear green.

 

[bigneil]

New game

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