"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to swim?

espanish

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I met this 70 year old HB 9.5 on OLD
she is a swimming coach, I was talking to her today for 3 hours. she told me about her life and how much she hates everyone. When I told her I don't know how to swim, she said "that's so cute" and she could teach me.

is that an IOI? does it mean she is attracted to me?
How do I swim? do I put my left foot in first or right foot first? what if the water is cold?
How do I float? since our bodies are more dense than water, I would sink, no?
How do I keep my head above the water so I don't drown?

Update: she just blocked me because she realized I was Googling her name. How do I "turn this around" and make her attracted to me?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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If you can't swim, then you bound to drizzown!


^^^^
I haven't said this line since the 90's. lol
 

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If she's over 70 you're going to be holding your breath for a lot more than swimming
 
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