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How to swim?

espanish

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I met this 70 year old HB 9.5 on OLD
she is a swimming coach, I was talking to her today for 3 hours. she told me about her life and how much she hates everyone. When I told her I don't know how to swim, she said "that's so cute" and she could teach me.

is that an IOI? does it mean she is attracted to me?
How do I swim? do I put my left foot in first or right foot first? what if the water is cold?
How do I float? since our bodies are more dense than water, I would sink, no?
How do I keep my head above the water so I don't drown?

Update: she just blocked me because she realized I was Googling her name. How do I "turn this around" and make her attracted to me?
 

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If you can't swim, then you bound to drizzown!


^^^^
I haven't said this line since the 90's. lol
 

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If she's over 70 you're going to be holding your breath for a lot more than swimming
 
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