How to successfully cheat on my girlfriend:

[Alle_Gory]

recommending that I see a sinner therapist

I believe he means regular therapist. There's no such thing as 'sinner therapist'. That's just a construct of your psychosis. See a shrink and take some meds Luke.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Oh, really Luke? Because I could have sworn you posted something like this 2 days ago, with the title "How to successfully cheat on my girlfriend."

Do you deny that?

There is no statement that I'm using a fleshlight, that I'm wacking off to porn, or any fantasies on those statements. There is no definate plan or plot to cheat with any particular woman sexually. However, there is a moral grey on emotional (i.e. talking to other girls, flirting with them, taking them out to the cinema, listing presentations, etc....)

I think this thread has evolved discussing "emotional cheating" and whether or not that is valid.

Read what you wrote there, and tell me if that sounds like something a Christian would say.

This board brings out my dark side because virtually most posters on here are already in the darkness on issues of sexual morality. The side that was out in November, 2006 in full force, but has been a dormant ever since that time, but limited expression is allowed on here to see how it resonates with other reprobate minds.

And we're not trolling, we're serious. Get help. See a psychologist or a doctor, or something.

Yeah, let me tell you what I think about that idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsfH_ap2Wgg&feature=related

Don't think so.

 

[mothballs]

Luke, you're a depraved psychopath.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Luke, you're a depraved psychopath.

Like the Joker in Batman?

What makes you think so? Some idea didn't resonate well?

 

[#41]

Like the Joker in Batman?

Like the attention-starved troll that you are.

And quit posting with the name "Luke Skywalker" -- I actually like the original Star Wars movies and I don't want to think about some two-bit internet d-bag when I see one of them on TV.

 

[Alle_Gory]

There is no statement that I'm using a fleshlight, that I'm wacking off to porn, or any fantasies on those statements.

Gestures that I make towards her, and that she makes towards me, puts me into cloud 9. In the past I would use a fleshlight and imagine she was right next to me. We would have an imaginary nice time in bed together - she would be undertanding of my inexperience and I lost my virginity with her. I usually felt very nice after that imaginary fleshlight experience.

Source

Haven't heard you talk about your UG in a while. Did you finish burying the body yet?



Little tip. How to search with Google.

Format:
site:[site address] [query]

example query. site:sosuave net "Luke Skywalker"+trolling

If the site's search is not cutting it, you can use Google instead.

 

[horaholic]

I have your answer Luke. This 'emotional cheating' that you speak of....Take a good hard look at you and your mothers relationship, and you will find your answer.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Source

There was nothing said in THIS thread about any fleshlight.

You are quoting from a thread with an expired policy in January. What was written on that thread occurs probably in the month of December or January and I wrote the events on that thread some time later as it was relevant to the subject. That is not even this girl, or has anything to do with this thread. In fact, if you read the quote, and date of the post, it did either mention those dates or say it was in the PAST. This is not something that is current and I'm in fact part of the thread on quitting masturbation and apart from the mutual masturbation with my girlfriend yesterday (which is fine because at least another girl was involved and it was natural), I haven't jacked off really on my own.

Since the end of March the fleshlight ceased to exist, and let's say I no longer use it, or look at any porn for that matter. As far as I'm concerned that's all over and repented of as stated in reply to Darth's thread.

Haven't heard you talk about your UG in a while. Did you finish burying the body yet?

You replied to the phone sex thread yesterday and complained I was making sosuave into my personal blog. Guess I don't want to make too much of a blog on that since it gets peope like you worked up because you don't have anyone.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Well, it's unforunate I couldn't get a clear answer or perspective here about emotional cheatng to differentiate from the feedback on similar threads on enotalone. It looks like enotalone is the best site to get direct advice on something like relationship boundaries because at least my thread was taken seriously there, even though people didn't like the idea.

It's so stupid when people are too moronic to have an intelligent discussion and have to either call me a troll, bring up crap written on other threads that aren't relevant to this thread or just write replies that have nothing to do with 'emotional cheating' but are just berating to me.

Hey, but maybe I'm to blame here. If I feel people on this site are reprobates, then that means I'm trying to feel better or less guilty by seeking moral advice from people that have no morals. Maybe there is emotional cheating and the feedback from the other board was dead-on.

I'm going to look at this as a "white" rule - if I break it, then it's just broken whatever. Not going to make a mountain out of a molehill on this.

 

[sharkbeat]

Cheating is bad. Emotional cheating doesn't sound as bad as a kiss or a fvck, but it can still ruin your relationship even if the other person doesn't know about it. She can tell the difference in your vibe and emotion when you are thinking about other women. She doesn't necessarily know that you are emotionally cheating, but she'd sense that something is different, and that is enough to end the relationship.

If you want to be with her, don't even think about cheating. Break up before you do something stupid.

There.

 

[Captain]

Well, it's unforunate I couldn't get a clear answer or perspective here about emotional cheatng to differentiate from the feedback on similar threads on enotalone. It looks like enotalone is the best site to get direct advice on something like relationship boundaries because at least my thread was taken seriously there, even though people didn't like the idea.

Because enotalone is a chump factory. Here, people are telling you the truth, no sugarcoating.

It's so stupid when people are too moronic to have an intelligent discussion and have to either call me a troll, bring up crap written on other threads that aren't relevant to this thread or just write replies that have nothing to do with 'emotional cheating' but are just berating to me.

They are relevant, we've been giving advice, you're not taking it, and then your posting about the same AFCs topics. It's like you read what we write, then completely do the opposite. If you made the effort to change, you would know that we are right. If you had followed our advice in every other thread, you wouldn't have these problems.

Hey, but maybe I'm to blame here. If I feel people on this site are reprobates, then that means I'm trying to feel better or less guilty by seeking moral advice from people that have no morals. Maybe there is emotional cheating and the feedback from the other board was dead-on.

Thats what chumps say when some jerk gets the girl they've been pining over.

Cheating is bad. Emotional cheating doesn't sound as bad as a kiss or a fvck, but it can still ruin your relationship even if the other person doesn't know about it. She can tell the difference in your vibe and emotion when you are thinking about other women. She doesn't necessarily know that you are emotionally cheating, but she'd sense that something is different, and that is enough to end the relationship. If you want to be with her, don't even think about cheating. Break up before you do something stupid.

Hence the purpose of non-exclusive relationships. If you don't want to cheat, but want other women too, don't be exclusive. It's only exclusive if you've said it is.

 

[Cabal]

OH MY GOD.

My honest opinion?

People who have a girlfriend and a plan for cheating on her yet still haven't managed to lose their virginity to her or a mistress are not just immoral but immoral and crap at it.

Cabal wins. Flawless victory.

 

[Alle_Gory]

This site isn't your own personal support group. If you don't like the answers people give you, then don't stick around.

Let me clear up some things for you.

What this site is not:
- your blog
- your diary
- a support group dedicated to you

What this site is:
- a community
- contains members with various opinions
- focused on the truth


Furthermore, everyone here is morally superior to you. You can try and put them down however you like, but you're the only one who thinks that getting a girlfriend to cheat on her is a good idea. You worm.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Because enotalone is a chump factory. Here, people are telling you the truth, no sugarcoating.

People were quite harsh on enotalone in their replies. Their solution is that I should just break-up with the girl or tell her that I'm not mature enough to handle a relationship with one woman, see a therapist to deal with personality disorders or see if I have aspergers syndrome. While their response was not sugar-coated, I was canvassing here to see if there would be a different sort of response

The only difference is I wasn't called a troll (except by one or two posters there) or bereated on any particular aspect of my past lifestyle there that is not relevant to the topic.

I just think allot of posts on here appear to be wasted on discussions about lifestyles that are not relevant to the topic without addressing the issue of emotional cheating, or what I should do in this specific situation.

They are relevant, we've been giving advice, you're not taking it, and then your posting about the same AFCs topics. It's like you read what we write, then completely do the opposite. If you made the effort to change, you would know that we are right. If you had followed our advice in every other thread, you wouldn't have these problems.

I read what is written and do nothing because, for example, on advice of this particular issue, I haven't really seen a clear course of action to take.

Let's say, the only coherent, non-berating advice so far is to break-up with this girl or have a non-exclusive relationship. When I make a statement that this girl is crazy, is on psychotic drugs and was released from a mental hospital a few months ago and I'm only really seeing her locally two months per year, then how exactly would you do that without pushing her over the edge?

Thats what chumps say when some jerk gets the girl they've been pining over.

Maybe on another thread from a different author, but I'm not pining over any girl on this one.

Hence the purpose of non-exclusive relationships. If you don't want to cheat, but want other women too, don't be exclusive. It's only exclusive if you've said it is.

I understand that, so I have to really re-negotiate the relationship if I'm not mature enough to have a totally committed relationship then? How exactly do I do that without coming across like I don't like her, because I really do.

 

[Cabal]

Your girlfriend is crazy and just came out of a mental hospital and is on anti-psychotics?

And you want to cheat on this person in some capacity?

There are two good reasons not to; first, it's UNFAIR to someone in her condition.

Second, you two are a PERFECT FIT.

She's dealing with her psychosis and I think that would be a very good thing for you to experience through her and it may well lead to your own salvation.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Alright, I've been doing some studying about this whole issue last night.

My girlfriend is going to be coming down from North Manitoba to my city from July 5th for the rest of the summer. I promised her that I'm not going to see Terminator:Salvation until she comes over. She is going to pay for the movie date.

Now, here is the thing. I've decided that it would be grossly unfair if I were to take an attractive girl to see a chick flick that SHE wants to see to PLEASE her, and pay for both her ticket and my ticket on the face of my girlfriend coming to town to pay for my ticket and her ticket to view a movie that I want to see.

My girlfriend is counting the days and weeks to come down here to Toronto this summer to meet me. It stands to reason, to be fair, that I should be counting the days and waiting for her too, and also planning various events that we can do over the summer (assuming I'm taking her out 1 to 3 times per week depending on how busy I am with Real-Estate).

If I don't pursue the movie thing with the other girl I'm sure she'll still be my friend or nice to me -- I'm just pursuing her to ask her to come to church with me on a Sunday so that's safe. Furthermore, I usually don't ask unbelievers to go to the cinema for recreation and do not buy 'missionary dating' in this case as history has shown this can turn out badly, especially if I start developing feelings for her.

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Therefore, I can see that it is a bad idea to view any movie with another woman at a cinema in this case if my girlfriend is waiting on me to view a movie with me as the first date when she comes down. It would really seem like some form of cheating took place if I took another 'more attractive' woman to view a movie, I paid for it and I looked at a movie I would not really want to see on my own. Usually, things do not work out well somewhere when you engage in that behaviour as I know from experience.

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The only outstanding issue is the personal trainer -- but I don't have feelings for her or feel that is a threat to the relationship other than the big amount of money spent on personal training, and whether or not it is necessary.

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There is another issue of asking a married woman at the office out for a business listing presentation -- that I have feelings for. However, that can be solved by dealing with another agent entirely.

 

[Cabal]

I don't think the married woman, the personal trainer, or the girl who wants to go to a movie you're paying for, are any threat to your relationship because they're not going to date you.

So stick with your girlfriend and work through your issues together, it will lead to your salvation.

And hey, she's coming to see Terminator: Salvation with you. It's a sign!

 

[Mr_rogers]

Oh, Jesus Christ. Luke, in all seriousness, I have to ask how it is that you think you don't need to get some help? You have people telling you this at least once a day here and probably that other site, too. Maybe you're just scared of what you might find out and that's understandable, but you need to realize that right now you're not living. You're merely existing.

You need to take the plunge and no matter how scary it seems, you're certain to be better off with getting help than continuing with this facade of a life you have. If you have Asperger's Syndrome, I can personally tell you that it's really not the end of the world. There's plenty of support for people with that condition and it's very possible for people with Asperger's to live normal, happy lives but only if they get help first.

I really hope you take this and the posts of others seriously, because right now you're in a bad way.

 

[Paradox]

This thread is not funny to me anymore, in fact it's giving me a headache.

Luke, I order you to go and sit in your closet.


Closed.