how to respond to ****y chicks over text?

[jay07]

Me and this chick have a history together, but all of a sudden she initiates contact out of nowhere, im trying to get a lay out of it but i think she wants me to denounce to some dude who tells her how awesome she is or something.

Shes being ****y as hell with her responses (so am i) but its just making me want to give her a reality check.

I.E.
Her: You know me, and me and mornings never work
Me: True but i dont take my comment back
Her: About me bein lame? Dont think so
Me: And you know me, and my opinion trumps yours
Her: You know i always win
Me: In dream land?
Her: No in real life and you know it

I sense seriousness in her last response to where shes gonna bring up something that happend to try and win this conversation. But i still want to get a lay tonight so im confused if i should keep playing this charade, or just let her hear what she wants to hear.

Thoughts?

 

[perseverance]

I'd tell her to go and lick her mums flaps.

 

[jay07]

Haha i should have.

So i go, its 6 pm time for you to wake up
-Im def awake!
-you must be talking about winning at sandwhich making then, yep you win


Expecting to get either ignored or 2 word response

 

[Groblin]

Probably not helping your chances by getting into a pissing contest with her. Stop taking her so seriously, I'd say. Someone else will probably post what you should have said, I'm just looking at the mental approach.