"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to respond to "why is a guy like you single" ?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
GettinLuckyAintLuck
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The implication here is whether being "single" is a good or a bad thing. I suppose for some girls, not having some man orbiting around may feel as if they're failing somehow, but that's not necessarily the case for a guy. For a guy, make singlehood = freedom in your vocabulary, and watch the fireworks.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
that he knows of! <---- *write this one down kids, it's one of my favorites*
Over the course of the years, I've come up with the following comebacks to this question. Of course, you need to accompany them with a huge grin, a wink or whatever other physical means to let her know that you're joking. Okay, here we go:
- "Mother hasn't approved of anyone yet"
- "I was waiting for you to propose!"
- "I went gay but I'm willing to reconsider for you..."
- "I'm too smart to get married!"
- "You haven't asked me to be exclusive yet..."
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Please try the veal...
MyTeamSupreme
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"I've been waiting for you"Crissco said:
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Just what she needs, a guy showing that he's desperate.MyTeamSupreme said:
Read vatoloco's response.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DonJuanit0
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"Haven't still found a woman that can handle me!" And smile!
By saying this she will be in temptation to find out WHY and IF she can handle you...
Crissco
Master Don Juan
Don Juanit0 your its awesome to. Ive said that before(cant find a women who can handle me) and its true also.. They just had a big smile on there faces after. Broomerick yours can def work also.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.