"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How To Respond To A Girl Who Dumps You Over Facebook (or Text)

Alex DeLarge

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"Ok, well I'm gonna go make a sandwich. see ya"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SamTheHobit

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European-DJ said:
What about a plane simple;

" ;) "

I think this would fvck up the poor girls mind?
- I would like some response to this answer please!
lol xD
 

Duracell_Bunny

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Alex DeLarge said:
"Ok, well I'm gonna go make a sandwich. see ya"
Golden.
 

Solomon

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DO women really break off relationship via facebook?

I'm sorry but I rather do it in person that way there is no b.s. unless the relationship was a FWB or super casual if it's serious at least I can do it that way unless the circumstances are fucced up
 

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guys serious why so many new responses? nothing you say will make it a win for you, stay quiet, she break up over text? don't matter, she is not even worth the damn time to type a ok, just ignore her starting now
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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