"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to report an illegal immigrant?

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I'd like to report a female to INS to have her azz deported. I know for a fact she is here illegally. She constantly talks about trying to find someone to marry so she can get papers....

She is a very attractive latina but a total maneater... will use anyone for anything.

I have tried researching how to report someone but it seems vague. Can anyone help?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Danger said:
Who cares why he wants here deported? She's getting services for free essentially.

Go to the DHS website, they must have some way of reporting it.

However I would not expect much.

What is the url? Yeah I am not expecting much.... This is ridiculous there is like no clear way to report somebody.... I have done searches and nothing shows a direct form or number where you can give the information to be investigated. This girl is using the system.. she works as a bartender for cash so she doesn't pay any taxes.... and then has a bunch of afc's pay for all her other shvit.. She shouldn't be benefiting off of our system... I want her out
 

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Bible Belt you have all the knowledge of goverment and proccesses help buddy!
 

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Call your local police station and ask them.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Call 1-866-DHS-2ICE (1-866-347-2423). It's the phone number at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to report suspicious activity.
 

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AreYouSingleFemale said:
Why are you so interested in having her deported? Did she reject you?
Or maybe cause she's an illegal immigrant. There is a legal way to immigrate to the United States and if she takes the illegal way, she deserves to be deported.
 

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If NAFTA didn't exist and we didn't subsidize the HELL out of corn production, most illegals wouldn't be here in the first place.

The end goal of gloablization is the completely openness of labor markets, which, in concert with the natural commoditization of labor, necessitate a high degree of mobility. Globalization exploits the non-ownership class by destroying countries to build up others. Some will say "gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette." The issue is that the ownership minority are the ones eating the omlette, and the consumer/worker are collectively the eggs.

Danger, how do you feel about the impact of globalization on people in the working class? I see that you don't particularly care what happens to people who came here illegally, even if their other option is to stay in their country and starve to death. That's an interesting viewpoint of the value of life on the basis of where one was born.
 

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StevieD said:
Bible Belt you have all the knowledge of goverment and proccesses help buddy!
The last I checked, INS, which is now Homeland Security, won't do anything unless there are a minimum number of illegals involved. I think it was ten or twelve.

Lots of people are here legally without being citizens or legal permanent residents. She could be on a student visa, or simply a visitor. The rules have probably changed a lot after 9/11, but my former mother-in-law simply had to leave the country and re-enter every six months.

As for the illegal immigration debate, it's hard to find any real evidence that they hurt the economy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_impact_of_illegal_immigrants_in_the_United_States
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Deep Dish said:
Call 1-866-DHS-2ICE (1-866-347-2423). It's the phone number at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to report suspicious activity.

I will give this a shot tomorrow.

Danger true that!
 
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