"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How to propose anal to my plate

TheGambino

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I got this particular plate I want to do anal with. I only get turned on by the idea of anal cex if she is very hot. 5's to 7.5's doesn't turn me on that much, plus her a$$ must be round and fat.

I got this particular HB8 in my rotation that loves cex, I never brung it up. But I did bring it up too other plates that didn't like the idea of it. They just flat out say noo it hurts or whatever.

Would you just go for it in bed, when she's wet and horney or ask it in some sort of manner? Thoughts?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Start a light hearted convo with her about different sex things you have both done in the past. Take it from there. Yes, she will need prep time also, if she's DTA.
 
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I just go for it. Have lube ready . Use your fingers to get her used to it and relaxed. I always use a condom. I have had countless women tell me no and I just keep going back with the fingers till they finally give in. I think it is a form of lmr.

Anal is the most dominate thing you can do to a woman. I have one plate that likes to be handcuffed from behind, blindfolded , bent over a f uck ed in the a ss. She originally said she didn't give blowjovs s and no anal. She loves both now.

I saw a real good anal guide on askredpill or the redpill reddit. You might go over there and search for it.
 

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Definately do NOT just go for it. As a veteran of brown love, girls need preparation, cleaning and be 100% up for it.

You will NOT like it if she is not clean and ready. Neither will she.

Talk about it first. I've actually found about a third will be into it, a third will say never and third can be talked into it. It is not like porno in real life, those girls have enemas and sleep with dildos up their ass the night before. I've drawn blood before without proper lube and prep and that will put a woman off forever.
Fruit, I f8cking love your posts bro. Hilarious looolz. Aight Will do brown lover ;)

Meet up in Holland ill hook us with 5 star hb9s for Some trio's
 

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Im a dirty boy, I like Some brown On my c0ck from a hb9 with a flat belly and a round a$$ then let her s0ck iT off with big eyes like I f8cking love This taste then put iT back in and scream from the pain. Love that sh1t. Deepthroat hard until she ch0ckes Im raw Dude...

Im getting a boner from the thought
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im a dirty boy, I like Some brown On my c0ck from a hb9 with a flat belly and a round a$$ then let her s0ck iT off with big eyes like I f8cking love This taste then put iT back in and scream from the pain. Love that sh1t. Deepthroat hard until she ch0ckes Im raw Dude...

Im getting a boner from the thought
Hope you don't have to deal with a ruptured rectum after the act from going in with that kind of attitude.
 
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when you are banging her doggy style start letting some drool fall down onto her hole and then use you thumb to rub it around and then gently stick your thumb into it and kind of massage it around...almost all women really enjoy this...after things are over and you are laying there joke with her that since she seemed to enjoy your thumb in there so much you were contemplating about putting something a little bigger in there...

She will let you know what she thinks about it...some women love it
 

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Never discuss it in writing, only in the moment.

On our first date one girl told me she had an anal fetish. Months later I joked about it and that was seriously the end of our relationship.

Do you really want to bring up the subject of pain and poop? Not exactly romantic. Pornos are edited and even then, I've witnessed lots of cleanup calls.

If you really want to, she should agree in advance and give herself an enema.
 

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Definately do NOT just go for it. As a veteran of brown love, girls need preparation, cleaning and be 100% up for it.

You will NOT like it if she is not clean and ready. Neither will she.

Talk about it first. I've actually found about a third will be into it, a third will say never and third can be talked into it. It is not like porno in real life, those girls have enemas and sleep with dildos up their ass the night before. I've drawn blood before without proper lube and prep and that will put a woman off forever.
I agree. Probably one of my girls didnt realise this, it hurted her and **** pooped out fuuuuuuuuuu
 

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@marmel75 has the best advice.

That's exactly how I did mine. During sex, I spat on her a$$hole and stuck a finger inside and started fingering her while fvcking her. She started moaning hard and got so wet that her pu$$y started talking.

After we were done, I told her next time. I'll be putting in something bigger. She agreed and we went online right away and bought all the necessary things for anal.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lots of wine helps....

My paramour tell me that she isn't going to be that drunk again... lol

It was a dominance thing.... she knew to take it....
 

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Start putting a finger in there while you eat her out. After a few weeks start putting two. After that position your **** there.
 

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After I bring it up initially, I work on getting them really hot and bothered while I'm banging them senseless...I work on making them cvm/squirt and then as I am really pounding them out I'll start whispering in their ear as I lick and nibble on it how I want to stretch that tight little @sshole wide open with my long thick c0ck....sometimes it's enough for them to let me do it right there...other times I have to keep working on them a little longer...
 

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Oh, also, propose doing it face to face rather than doggy. Or her on top so she can control.

What some girls fear is being dominance ass ****ed into the bed face first and not being able to stop you ripping her insides to shreds.

That can come after some time accusoming her to you inside her. Getting there takes a long time. Getting 3 inches inside her takes long enough, it sure is actually tighter in real life than it seems on film. I found even after prep, just getting in there takes a lot of effort.
I often time will startout in a spooning position...

it is kind of weird...some chicks have wide holes that can take a good hard pounding relatively quickly, letting you pretty much slide all the way deep in the first stroke and others have very very tight holes that really need to be worked on to even open up and then sometimes even barely sliding the tip in has them screaming that it hurts...once you've done it enough, you can kind of tell which category they will fit in by just looking at the hole beforehand...

With those ones I typically tell them to spread their @ss cheeks open because it helps open he hole up more...kinda like in pornos, lol...

I have no earthly idea how some of those chicks in those movies take poundings like they do from dudes with 11 inch d!cks... they must be having diarrhea for weeks afterwards...
 

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true backbreaker fact:
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i've never in my life had anal sex. i've had threesomes, foursomes lol, i've had sex in resturant bathrooms, baclonys, closets, i've gotten hand jobs while sitting down eating at a resutrant.. i've never had anal sex. and honestly don't really want to. i could have a few times. i've had a girl give me a rim job.


she subject has legit never even come up between my wife and i. i don't want to have it, and i'm sure she doesn't want to have it either. i'm the type of dude when i find something i like i don't like to experiment. we found what works. give me some head lol, lick my balls a ltitle bit, go cowgirl let me hit that **** from the back for a min then i'm good lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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All I know is it better be clean. Like another poster said, this ain't porno. Better pick a good night, because if it goes haywire, it gets ugly really quick.

I've been around long enough to know that even the hottest chicks can have disgusting moments.
 
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