How to pick one of the two gals... in a bus?..

[Mister X]

Look, people!

Yaesterday I've been trying to get home. I got on a bus, and when I entered it looked around as usual, trying to evaluate the setting.

And there she was sitting, with her shiny black wonder hair, prettiest smile, glancing at me permanently...

But the fukk was that there was another female sitting by her who looked about 45 (the 1st one was smth like 20) chatting with her and distracting her attention from my outgoing personality.

And, having taken the "slut factor" into consideration I didn't manage to take ma balls to her. We exchanged another pair of peeks and I left the bus for it was my bus station.

Later I thought about that peculiar situation and tryed to find a way out if it happens again. My native collegues suggested me 2 variants:

1. Interfere into their convo with smth like "You mind if interrupt you for a moment? No? Then, please, let me make an acquaintance with your daughter (if she was the daughter).

2. Imagine they were just friends and try to pickup both of them simultaneously.

In conclusion I'd like to mention, that I thought about a "writing a message and handing it" variant. With a line like "You're by far the most stunnungly beautiful lady I've ever met. I'd like to go out with you sometime, call me "12345678".

Your help-variants are anticipated, gents!

With sincere respect. Mister X

 

[California Love]

Looking back upon the situation, one thing you could've done is sit down near them, find a suitable moment, and then strike up a friendly, light convo with "both" of them. THis way, the older woman doesnt get jealous, and therefore there wont be any chance of a ****block. Appeal to both, but when you are about to depart, ask for the number of the younger one. Simple

 

[Mister X]

Hey you're so clever...
There's not enough space for 3 of us to sit. The si is only for 2 persons. And it occured in the evning, when all the people were returning home, so almosts all the seats were taken already!..

 

[Mister X]

Hey you're so clever...
There's not enough space for 3 of us to sit. The sit is only for 2 persons. And it occured in the evning, when all the people were returning home, so almosts all the seats were taken already!..

 

[Evil-Rom]

1. He said sit near him, not with them. It sounds like you're making excuses.

2. That note is a bad idea.