How to not feel ****ty as a 28 year old virgin

[Epicwinguy]

I think I gotta do it. I have to join the military to survive. Its the only way. That means basically a 4 year vow of chastity.

When I get out I will be about 28, and still a virgin. I got no money to "just pay for it" let alone the bail if I get stung. How can I not completely hate myself? And could I still attract 19 year old girls?

 

[C00lAF]

Cant you just bang one of those drunk AF girls? There is alot of em in america..goddame it i wish if i live in the west..the amount of possibilties.
On the hate yourself part..the idea of the DJ is to love yourself and think of yourself as atrophy then others will think as well. I suggest you work on your inner game.(im still a noob tho)

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

And could I still attract 19 year old girls?

You can attract 19 year old girls well into your thirties.

Go in the army, get laid however you can when you get out. Then work on building a life.

Every year they'll be a new graduating class of 19 y/o that you can game.

EDIT

Be careful of making the mistake of falling in love with the first girl you lay. You could be halfway through military, get laid and then get married. Many girls like to be married to a military man. If you join the service, commit to NOT committing to any girl until you're out.

 

[Epicwinguy]

You can attract 19 year old girls well into your thirties.

Go in the army, get laid however you can when you get out. Then work on building a life.

Every year they'll be a new graduating class of 19 y/o that you can game.

EDIT

Be careful of making the mistake of falling in love with the first girl you lay. You could be halfway through military, get laid and then get married. Many girls like to be married to a military man. If you join the service, commit to NOT committing to any girl until you're out.

Wait...you are implying I could meet women while in the military...

How?

 

[Bible_Belt]

My cousin hooked up with a girl in his platoon when he was in the Army, which would have been against the rules, except they got married. When that happens, instead of kicking you out for getting laid, they give you nicer housing and raise your pay. He and the girl got divorced after their time in the Army was finished.

 

[Epicwinguy]

My cousin hooked up with a girl in his platoon when he was in the Army, which would have been against the rules, except they got married. When that happens, instead of kicking you out for getting laid, they give you nicer housing and raise your pay. He and the girl got divorced after their time in the Army was finished.

Woah having extra-marital sex gets you kicked out?

 

[Bible_Belt]

Well, it can, if you are supposed to be on duty at the time. It depends a lot on the individual circumstances.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

How?

Depends on where you're stationed. Never been in myself but unless they've got you locked in a bunker in Syria chances are you'll time occassional weekends off, etc.

Some ladies like to snag military guys cause of the bennies, assuming you'll be a lifer.

OTOH, it's highly likely they'll be hookers wherever you are stationed, so you can lose your V card there, if it's that important.

Bottom line is don't worry.

A motivated member that's close to a pocketful of money has a way of finding some willing vag.

 

[CMNILS87]

I was a virgin till 26. Now I think I've been with around 19-22 girls in 3 years, not sure on the #. Are you anywhere near attractive? Online would be easy for you maybe. Find a girl online and start chatting. Honestly I've gotten about half those lays from text game. If you want help, let me know dude, I'd be much obliged.

 

[Epicwinguy]

Depends on where you're stationed. Never been in myself but unless they've got you locked in a bunker in Syria chances are you'll time occassional weekends off, etc.

Some ladies like to snag military guys cause of the bennies, assuming you'll be a lifer.

OTOH, it's highly likely they'll be hookers wherever you are stationed, so you can lose your V card there, if it's that important.

Bottom line is don't worry.

A motivated member that's close to a pocketful of money has a way of finding some willing vag.

Would there be hookers in the middle east if they send me there? Also, I'm thinking I'll do the air force or navy

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Would there be hookers in the middle east if they send me there? Also, I'm thinking I'll do the air force or navy

It would be extremely unlikely to not have access to hookers if you're in the military for a couple of years.

 

[Mike32ct]

I think I gotta do it. I have to join the military to survive. Its the only way. That means basically a 4 year vow of chastity.

When I get out I will be about 28, and still a virgin. I got no money to "just pay for it" let alone the bail if I get stung. How can I not completely hate myself? And could I still attract 19 year old girls?

As a guy that didn't have sex until 28, I would avoid waiting that long at all cost. I wouldn't go the hooker route though. Try online. Try hitting a local bar after you're in the military. Try anything, but paying for it should be a last resort because I don't think it'll make you feel any better.

 

[Trump]

I think I gotta do it. I have to join the military to survive. Its the only way. That means basically a 4 year vow of chastity.

When I get out I will be about 28, and still a virgin. I got no money to "just pay for it" let alone the bail if I get stung. How can I not completely hate myself? And could I still attract 19 year old girls?

Bro your credibility crashed and burned with the last sentence.

Just get a buddy to hook you up. Go get a job. Go volunteer. Go talk to women. There are pretty girls out there that will sleep with you for less than the cost of an alcoholic drink. It's not PhD work bro.

 

[old_skoolr]

A friend of mine is 26 and still a virgin. His not an ugly dude just a bit awkward, but his learning from his mistakes and now trying to better himself, is now starting his own business while working 2 other jobs part time and is finding that adding value to yourself helps more then trying to get value out of chasing women.

His seeing 3 girls at the moment who love the fact their dating a "business" man haha

 

[skinnyguy]

lol military guys get the most puss. Why is it that every military guy I've ever met had a wife or gf even when they were deployed for months at a time?

 

[Vantagepoint34]

This is a lie. You are not a Virgin. Germans/Bolshevik groups still exist. Haven't you stayed in Vegas Before? Haha. Watch The Hangover

 

[Epicwinguy]

This is a lie. You are not a Virgin. Germans/Bolshevik groups still exist. Haven't you stayed in Vegas Before? Haha. Watch The Hangover

Nah I'm a major playa its all a conspiracy

 

[playa99]

Why are you projecting that you will be a virgin at 28?

Every guy I know in the army has got laid. Getting yourself out there as per your other thread is the way to lose your virginity. You feel awkward at first but you have started on an epic journey, enjoy every step!