"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Most girls don't even know what this is. How the heck do I bring this up? Because the few times I've gotten drunk enough to start talking about it, the responses have been good.

I think that would get me more than a Lamborghini, but I'll do both.

I'm a single man with a Lamborghini and a robot d1ck. I'm trying to be out of this world. They're heard it all from the guys on this planet, but I'm not a mere man, I'm part robot!

And my Lamborghini will be orange!
 

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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Oh and I need to be traveling all the time.

Like, hey let's go to Paris on a whim. Ever been to China, Russia, India, Brazil?

Let's go right now! My contractors will take care of the work for me.

But maybe I'll be too old by the time this comes to fruition.
 
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