"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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B-Lemond

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This is going to be a VERY SHORT tip.

Make them FEEL HAPPY around YOU!

YOU are their anchor for HAPPINESS.

When they make jokes that no-one is laughing, then laugh. Make them FEEL SPECIAL!

:up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If it's not funny. I don't laugh...
 

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i agree with the bit about making people happy but not with the laugh at your own jokes bit because it comes off as weak and needy. Overall sound advice.
 

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Guys he's not saying laugh at your own jokes if there crap. He's saying laugh at their jokes if there are crap. Now note two things:

1. Don't laugh at any bird's joke, I believe this rule only pertains to GFs and girls you're (or on the verge of) going out with.

2. Don't roll on the floor in cahoots, just give a small 'manly' giggle, a little chuckle. Its a crap joke and it only deserves a little sympathy, otherwise you're in danger of putting her up on a pedestal, quite like an AFC.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Uhh, it's called being polite. Just have some manors with her. That's assuming you dont with anyone else like me, lol.
 

B-Lemond

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This is not JUST for girls. It is for guys as well.

If you think about it, it is even easier to seduce guys than it is to do so with girls. And by seduce, I mean become friends with them. How many people actually try to make a guy feel SPECIAL and WONDERFUL inside?

We are all humans and we all want to F E E L G O O D

When you are around someone who is making jokes and NO-ONE IS LAUGHING, this is your time to shine. How can you make them feel good and special in this situation? Simple. YOU are the only one that is laughing. You are making them feel good. You are their source of happiness.

It's exactly the same thing that girls do when they are interested in you. In general your jokes may not be very funny or clever. But when you are around this girl, she can't stop laughing and having a fun time and you start thinking "When/How did I become so funny?" Emotions are contagious And so, you will also start to F E E L G O O D , and she is the source of your happiness. Thus, you will start to try to be around her, because when you are around her you are happy.

I'll type more later, if needed.
 

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If the person who told the lame ass joke is insecure and youre the only one that laughs they might see you as condescending them. Ive laughed when people told gay jokes but i laugh at the fact that its gay and no one is laughing or something else. I guess im a fvckin as5h0le, no way id rather have it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's a pretty straight forward (short) tip. True nonetheless... But your tip may require some people to change... don't change for anyone unless its changing from an AFC to DJ. :rockon: All who feel me rock on. Go Italy!
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
If it's not funny. I don't laugh...

Dude if your constantly in a good mood (like a DJ sould be) mostly everything is funny.

The less you laugh and smile = the less friends you have. and girls

the more you laugh and smile = more chicks, more friends


constantly smiling is one of the most attractive qualities for a guy to have, from the point of view of a 18 year old hottie or a 80 year old gramma. People like people who smile
 

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DJ_Trainee_10 said:
It's a pretty straight forward (short) tip. True nonetheless... But your tip may require some people to change... don't change for anyone unless its changing from an AFC to DJ. :rockon: All who feel me rock on. Go Italy!
bad tip. if people are turned off by you, if your boring as hell, if girls laugh at you and squirm at the thought of you two making sweet love, you need to change. YOU might like YOU but no one cares, its not gonna help you in the world.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WilliamC

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About the tip laughing at the joke when no one is laughing... It may or may not work. Think about it, you would be appear as a guy who suck their ass. Like a dog... I'm sure you heard of the bootlicking secretary who always try to make their boss feel good by saying all the good things..
 
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