"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How to look rich on OLD?
- Thread starter RichardTheFrog
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ERB
Don Juan
Agree, I've only bought car out right. I am planning to get my next on finance though.
He is buying a car and thinks that quality puzzy will be all over him. **** investment.
The returns that could be made on the 80 grand.
Wait until that car needs a full service. He will need another loan.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Very intelligent people who think outside the box.Who the fu<k buys a car with a 30 year loan? High end cars are for people who can actually afford them.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
You couldn't make jack sh1t with 80 grand or anything.He is buying a car and thinks that quality puzzy will be all over him. **** investment.
The returns that could be made on the 80 grand.
Wait until that car needs a full service. He will need another loan.
Seeing as these are your first posts to me...
Get lost.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
But you've never hung out with me.It's boring, it has to improve and become more dynamic.
Nothing is free
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
Well what am I supposed to be? Some clown?I read way too many of your conversations
So what if I'm quiet? If the girl doesn't like it, she can go kill herself.
I'm tired of having to put so much effort into impressing these wh0res just because they have stinky holes attached to their bodies. When I know I'm worth more than them in the first place.
RichardTheFrog
Banned
https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inven...=d256&latitude=28.691673&longitude=-81.305725
Now when I get too drunk at Hooters and have to Uber home, the girls will see my Lamborghini in the parking lot, not an old pickup.
I'll probably talk to them now and then also. Just because they're hot doesn't mean they get good d1ck frequently.
I know these cars make hot babes melt.
Next plan... Pay off the loan in full ASAP so I can sell my house and move to Miami.
ERB
Don Juan
RichardTheFrog
Banned
You can't do it because you don't have enough cash to get started.This guy has the plan. I'm taking notes. SMH