"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How to look rich on OLD?

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Who the fu<k buys a car with a 30 year loan? High end cars are for people who can actually afford them.
Agree, I've only bought car out right. I am planning to get my next on finance though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Agree, I've only bought car out right. I am planning to get my next on finance though.

He is buying a car and thinks that quality puzzy will be all over him. **** investment.
The returns that could be made on the 80 grand.
Wait until that car needs a full service. He will need another loan.
 
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He is buying a car and thinks that quality puzzy will be all over him. **** investment.
The returns that could be made on the 80 grand.
Wait until that car needs a full service. He will need another loan.
You couldn't make jack sh1t with 80 grand or anything.

Seeing as these are your first posts to me...

Get lost.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I read way too many of your conversations
Well what am I supposed to be? Some clown?

So what if I'm quiet? If the girl doesn't like it, she can go kill herself.

I'm tired of having to put so much effort into impressing these wh0res just because they have stinky holes attached to their bodies. When I know I'm worth more than them in the first place.
 
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Okay actually I'm going with a Lamborghini. I just found a bunch within my price range.

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inven...=d256&latitude=28.691673&longitude=-81.305725

Now when I get too drunk at Hooters and have to Uber home, the girls will see my Lamborghini in the parking lot, not an old pickup.

I'll probably talk to them now and then also. Just because they're hot doesn't mean they get good d1ck frequently.

I know these cars make hot babes melt.

Next plan... Pay off the loan in full ASAP so I can sell my house and move to Miami.
 
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