"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to I find the motivation to escalate with a girl I'm not attracted to?

Lucifero

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Chickfight said:
While I do feel attracted to these girls. It usually doesn't persist after banging them. I think the whole orbiting thing may be what makes us "fall in love". Knowing that other males desire her and can't get her, but we can.
Some good guys with high self-esteem who can be mature and actually appreciate a woman's personality with out her being hot. An example being good looking male celebrities with average wives, like Hugh Jackman. Unfortunately, I'm not at this level yet.
lol, your a lesbian?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Zarky

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You can get 40 generic viagras for $80 including shipping these days. Ever tried a little blue pill? They're pretty damn amazing. Doesn't "turn you on" per se but it makes you rock hard even if you're not really into it.

I had to use em awhile back. I was banging a chick who was older and well, fatter. She was extremely generous and bought me all sort of sh|t and cooked me meals and cleaned my place, so I didn't want to give her up. But she was horny as hell and I could not get it up with her. So I popped sildenafil or whatever the generic name is to keep things going.

Kind of a strange period of my life...
 

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
Where is the :facepalm: smiley when you need it?
Here it is:


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