How To Have Sex

[taiyuu_otoko]

In case any of you sosoavers happen to be one of those poor Muslim refugees in Germany wondering how people have sex, a German site has come to the rescue.

http://www.zanzu.de/en/themes/sex

And just in case you aren't sure what to do when that little pole between your legs gets stiff, here's a play by play of all of your different options (including masturbation for those of you poor immigrants without any game):

http://www.zanzu.de/en/kinds-sex

Masturbation means giving yourself sexual pleasure by stimulating your own body, especially the vagina, ****oris, penis, nipples or anus, with your hands or sex toys. Partners can also masturbate each other.

Anal sex (anal sexual intercourse) is sex with penetration of someone’s anus with a hard penis. A man or woman can also penetrate the anus with his/her finger or caress it.

All paid for by the kind German taxpayers.

 

[Desdinova]

How to masturbate
You can masturbate in different ways. For example:

Men:

• caressing nipples, penis, scrotum, buttocks

I hate having anything other than poo in my butt.

 

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