"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i just started work at the grocery store and there is this girl that works there at the deli. She is soo hot. How should i approach her? any suggestions??,how can i find out that she has a BF or not without striaght up asking her?? i really want to bag this girl.

ps. i dont care what you guys say about work and relationships, im only going to be working there for the next 3 months anyways..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Ken785
how can i find out that she has a BF or not without striaght up asking her??
stalk her, the chicks love it
 

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pretend she doesn't until she says so

an easy way to tell if a girl ha a boyfriend is this:

Look at her lips very closely next time you're talking to her. If they are wrapped around another guy's d!ck, she has a boyfriend.
 

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Women let you know pretty quickly if they have a boyfriend- it just comes out in their conversation. I would go as far as to say that if you've just meet a girl, no matter what time or place, and you have been conversing with them for 20-30 minutes you will definately have an answer by then.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This is the greatest opener of them all... guaranteed to work for anyone... on any girl... in any situation... in any country... at any venue... at any time of day... are you ready for this?

"sup?"
 

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Well...I can help, but I sure as hell have only one, but effective way to do it. "Are you single?" If you're afraid of doing that, maybe you should consider being a woman. Come on man! Grab your nuts and ask directly! Women ask indirectly, men ask directly!
 

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Chicks actually like stalking, but then why when I was not a DJ did the girl tell others that I stalked her.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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you know what...i just got off work. While i was at work this other AFC co-worker is trying to get with her. He tries to "talk to her" n stuff like that thinkimh hes earning points...

you know what? as soon as i get i chance to talk to her imma ask for her number. fvck the bullsh!t. imma just be like "hey you know what?, why dont we exchange numbers?, maybe get to know each other a little bit better besides when we're at work..."

fvck the other AFC co-workers that try to get "points" with her. THIS GIRL IS MINE!!
 

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You are giving her too much value, and that is why you will fail.
 

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listen up dude. You can't be like the other guys. In the sense of just going up there with balls, you're being diferent. but they all want her and are reeking of deseperation. you....you my friend....you have access to pvssy like AIR. and you must communicate this to her.

but remember....actions speak louder than words.

you'll stand out and as you lose your desperation, she will want you more, and you can choose to hook up with her or not. you're desperate, so stop thinking so much man. plus, don't be so fast to put down the AFCs. they're all like us, just a level lower and cluelessa bout this awesome site. I used to feel like putting them down. but now I stand up for myself and anyone else who's being bullied and people respect me more for that.

now, if you just want the pvssy, just go up, ask for her number with your line, and if she says, "er...maybe...no...not now....etc." or some other ******** bull****, just say, "ok i'll catch you later then" and walk away proud to carry on your own business. then just keep acting as you would if she were a normal person, or a man. lol. she'll be like, "wtf i jsut rejectd this guy and he's unphazed...he must have pvssy like AIR just like AFK Protector!! ohh...afk" lol jp about the AFK part, but the rest is sure to happen.

****, i typed a lot for you. you don't deserve this man. lol. go get a paypal account. now.
 

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AFK Protector had a nice post, but since you asked I'll expand on my earlier post.

The problem is you are putting this girl on a pedestal, i.e. giving her too much value. That automatically puts you a level or two below her and she will sense this in you. It also makes you seem more desperate, which is another turn-off.

My advice is to get her out of your head by meeting other women. I know that may be easier said than done, but going for the one hot chic at your work whom is already getting attention from other AFCs is just making your job too hard. Work smarter, not harder.

Also women are not goddesses. They eat, sleep, sh!t and worry about the opposite sex as much as (or maybe more than) we do. You are the man, and you have power over the puzzy, but only if you have the balls to take it. Declaring love for a girl you barely know is not the way.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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