BGMan
Master Don Juan
Sorry, Dextra, the days of shotgun marriage are long over.
Geeezzzz....
BGMan
Geeezzzz....
BGMan
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
How to get married whit your girl!!!How the jerk do it!!!! The best Anti-dumb tip!!
- Thread starter dextra
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
REd-xL
Master Don Juan
Hey, just because you don't agree with something doesn't make it invalid. Quit being so centrist in believing your values command what's appropriate for these boards.
If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you.
Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat.
Rx
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REd-xL (20) California
How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome
If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you.
Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat.
Rx
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REd-xL (20) California
How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome
HurricaneBilly
Don Juan
What brand of retard are you??????????
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GO CANES!!!
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GO CANES!!!
SeldomSeen
Senior Don Juan
I don't agree with that tactic; honestly if you want to marry a girl you're going to have to demonstrate that you would be a good husband and father. When girls/women decide they are ready to get married they are looking for consistency and strength in a man; one who will take care of business, work, provide etc. Early on in relationships, during dating she may not be looking for this seriousness in an individual but when she's ready to settle down most women will. It doesnt matter if you've given her a baby, if you arent serious about life and getting your **** together then she will have doubts about marrying you.
PEace
PEace
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Dude BUMP!!! Even though my IQ has dropped 20 points just from reading this...well I dont know what the fvck to call it. But man was it worth it, cuz this is the funniest thread I have ever read! Kudos to the man that faked being stupid in order to garner such a response. Well I sure as hell hope he was faking...
Donnell Juan's RamPaGe
Don Juan
GO CANES!!!
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I totally agree with this statement. Go Canes!! And how bout them FINS FINS FINS????!!! We will destroy the jets on sunday!! Oh and about the post, I think you ought to hang off a tree near the highway with a rope tied to your d..k and you will get alot more attention. It was obvious that u were seeking attention. That was a dumb/funny advice. But it will be sad if someone actually heeds ur advice. GO FINS CANES HEAT MARLINS
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I totally agree with this statement. Go Canes!! And how bout them FINS FINS FINS????!!! We will destroy the jets on sunday!! Oh and about the post, I think you ought to hang off a tree near the highway with a rope tied to your d..k and you will get alot more attention. It was obvious that u were seeking attention. That was a dumb/funny advice. But it will be sad if someone actually heeds ur advice. GO FINS CANES HEAT MARLINS
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Ok its obvious that you are from Florida so Go Florida!!!!!! I'd like to move there myself, cant beat fun in the sun and all them fine lookin beach bunnies
How are the hurricanes(im talking weather here, not the football team)and the tornadoes out there? Get a lot of them?
[This message has been edited by StellarPKT (edited 09-22-2002).]
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Stuart I think this is the best post in sosuave.com history as well. Because its so friggin funny!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
machoguy123
Banned
in opposition to what yall are sayin, ive heard a lotta guys who have successfully pulled through with this.....however, the marriage seldom ever lasts.
I_Only_Live_Once
Senior Don Juan
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this works
Docs
Banned
Haha! This is awesome. :crackup:HurricaneBilly said:
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
LOL, this really does work, in both directions...I_Only_Live_Once said:
Jerk vs. AFC always though. One of the most depressing things in the world when the children have to deal with it...
lol creating either naturals or jerks in the process
