BGMan
Master Don Juan
Sorry, Dextra, the days of shotgun marriage are long over.
Geeezzzz....
BGMan
Geeezzzz....
BGMan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How to get married whit your girl!!!How the jerk do it!!!! The best Anti-dumb tip!!
- Thread starter dextra
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
REd-xL
Master Don Juan
Hey, just because you don't agree with something doesn't make it invalid. Quit being so centrist in believing your values command what's appropriate for these boards.
If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you.
Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat.
Rx
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REd-xL (20) California
How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome
If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you.
Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat.
Rx
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REd-xL (20) California
How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome
HurricaneBilly
Don Juan
What brand of retard are you??????????
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GO CANES!!!
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GO CANES!!!
SeldomSeen
Senior Don Juan
I don't agree with that tactic; honestly if you want to marry a girl you're going to have to demonstrate that you would be a good husband and father. When girls/women decide they are ready to get married they are looking for consistency and strength in a man; one who will take care of business, work, provide etc. Early on in relationships, during dating she may not be looking for this seriousness in an individual but when she's ready to settle down most women will. It doesnt matter if you've given her a baby, if you arent serious about life and getting your **** together then she will have doubts about marrying you.
PEace
PEace
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Dude BUMP!!! Even though my IQ has dropped 20 points just from reading this...well I dont know what the fvck to call it. But man was it worth it, cuz this is the funniest thread I have ever read! Kudos to the man that faked being stupid in order to garner such a response. Well I sure as hell hope he was faking...
Donnell Juan's RamPaGe
Don Juan
GO CANES!!!
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I totally agree with this statement. Go Canes!! And how bout them FINS FINS FINS????!!! We will destroy the jets on sunday!! Oh and about the post, I think you ought to hang off a tree near the highway with a rope tied to your d..k and you will get alot more attention. It was obvious that u were seeking attention. That was a dumb/funny advice. But it will be sad if someone actually heeds ur advice. GO FINS CANES HEAT MARLINS
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I totally agree with this statement. Go Canes!! And how bout them FINS FINS FINS????!!! We will destroy the jets on sunday!! Oh and about the post, I think you ought to hang off a tree near the highway with a rope tied to your d..k and you will get alot more attention. It was obvious that u were seeking attention. That was a dumb/funny advice. But it will be sad if someone actually heeds ur advice. GO FINS CANES HEAT MARLINS
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Ok its obvious that you are from Florida so Go Florida!!!!!! I'd like to move there myself, cant beat fun in the sun and all them fine lookin beach bunnies
How are the hurricanes(im talking weather here, not the football team)and the tornadoes out there? Get a lot of them?
[This message has been edited by StellarPKT (edited 09-22-2002).]
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Stuart I think this is the best post in sosuave.com history as well. Because its so friggin funny!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
machoguy123
Banned
in opposition to what yall are sayin, ive heard a lotta guys who have successfully pulled through with this.....however, the marriage seldom ever lasts.
I_Only_Live_Once
Senior Don Juan
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this works
Docs
Banned
Haha! This is awesome. :crackup:HurricaneBilly said:
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
LOL, this really does work, in both directions...I_Only_Live_Once said:
Jerk vs. AFC always though. One of the most depressing things in the world when the children have to deal with it...
lol creating either naturals or jerks in the process
