BGMan
Master Don Juan
Sorry, Dextra, the days of shotgun marriage are long over.
Geeezzzz....
BGMan
Geeezzzz....
BGMan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How to get married whit your girl!!!How the jerk do it!!!! The best Anti-dumb tip!!
- Thread starter dextra
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
REd-xL
Master Don Juan
Hey, just because you don't agree with something doesn't make it invalid. Quit being so centrist in believing your values command what's appropriate for these boards.
If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you.
Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat.
Rx
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REd-xL (20) California
How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome
If you must know, this technique is practiced often, and is even successful at times. However, I'll disagree with dextra that you'll be "happy forever" by coercing a chick to marry you.
Personally, I'd rank the ethics of this advice with getting a girl drunk to sleep with her. But, whatever floats your boat.
Rx
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REd-xL (20) California
How do you expect to catch some fish if you don't toss out your lure? -Jerome
HurricaneBilly
Don Juan
What brand of retard are you??????????
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GO CANES!!!
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GO CANES!!!
SeldomSeen
Senior Don Juan
I don't agree with that tactic; honestly if you want to marry a girl you're going to have to demonstrate that you would be a good husband and father. When girls/women decide they are ready to get married they are looking for consistency and strength in a man; one who will take care of business, work, provide etc. Early on in relationships, during dating she may not be looking for this seriousness in an individual but when she's ready to settle down most women will. It doesnt matter if you've given her a baby, if you arent serious about life and getting your **** together then she will have doubts about marrying you.
PEace
PEace
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Dude BUMP!!! Even though my IQ has dropped 20 points just from reading this...well I dont know what the fvck to call it. But man was it worth it, cuz this is the funniest thread I have ever read! Kudos to the man that faked being stupid in order to garner such a response. Well I sure as hell hope he was faking...
Donnell Juan's RamPaGe
Don Juan
GO CANES!!!
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I totally agree with this statement. Go Canes!! And how bout them FINS FINS FINS????!!! We will destroy the jets on sunday!! Oh and about the post, I think you ought to hang off a tree near the highway with a rope tied to your d..k and you will get alot more attention. It was obvious that u were seeking attention. That was a dumb/funny advice. But it will be sad if someone actually heeds ur advice. GO FINS CANES HEAT MARLINS
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I totally agree with this statement. Go Canes!! And how bout them FINS FINS FINS????!!! We will destroy the jets on sunday!! Oh and about the post, I think you ought to hang off a tree near the highway with a rope tied to your d..k and you will get alot more attention. It was obvious that u were seeking attention. That was a dumb/funny advice. But it will be sad if someone actually heeds ur advice. GO FINS CANES HEAT MARLINS
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Ok its obvious that you are from Florida so Go Florida!!!!!! I'd like to move there myself, cant beat fun in the sun and all them fine lookin beach bunnies
How are the hurricanes(im talking weather here, not the football team)and the tornadoes out there? Get a lot of them?
[This message has been edited by StellarPKT (edited 09-22-2002).]
StellarPKT
Master Don Juan
Stuart I think this is the best post in sosuave.com history as well. Because its so friggin funny!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
machoguy123
Banned
in opposition to what yall are sayin, ive heard a lotta guys who have successfully pulled through with this.....however, the marriage seldom ever lasts.
I_Only_Live_Once
Senior Don Juan
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this works
Docs
Banned
Haha! This is awesome. :crackup:HurricaneBilly said:
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
LOL, this really does work, in both directions...I_Only_Live_Once said:
Jerk vs. AFC always though. One of the most depressing things in the world when the children have to deal with it...
lol creating either naturals or jerks in the process
