"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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cablecow15

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there,s this girl at my school that sits by herself
during lunch, outside in the courtyard next to
where my friends sit, and i want a plan of how to approach her. i thought of sitting next to her and saying hi my
friend bet id never go up to a girl like you and introduce myself
and i wanted to prove him wrong. So hi im so and so
whats your name. Does anyone think this will work and if not
do you have any ideas ?

(any ideas would be appreciated)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Antichrist_Star

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Your post looks like poetry. :)

So hi im so and so.
Always works for me. :)

AS
 

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Do a backflip onto the table.
 

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how to get her attention
Go nekkid.

Srsly.

Ok, I'll be serious for a moment. She sits by herself = red flag. She could (and probably will), end up being a boring person to hang with, but hey, i'm not you.

Your approach sound ok, a bit planned though. Try: "Hey, mind if I join you? I'm [name] by the way." She'll probably give her name. If not, C&F, negging, all that should help.

Go get em soldier.

Syn.
 

The Master Disaster

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don't lie. Just tell her hi my name is so and so. start talking. don't do that bet she might take it the wrong way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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