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How to get alone time with GF?

shark

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Well--we've been going out for almost 5 months now and haven't done much sexual stuff mainly because we don't get alone time. I mean, we both agreed we should start doing more but even she said it's annoying how we never get alone time and we're always with our friends or they have to be their and show up.

We don't have cars and i can't be at her house w/out her parents there and same at my house. Also--on the weekends we like to be at partys with our friends..how to incorpate some alone time IDK!?!
 

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Wow number 1. how old are u , im guessin like 13-14. second of all parents like to work, they have to in order to pay for your ****, so take her back to your place during lunch. that should be a nice quiet hour alone w/o any disruptions. and have u ever considered not following your parents rules and actually having her over or vice versa when they aint home. come on dude be creative, this is 1 of the lamest excuses for not getting any ive heard in a long time.
 

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We're in High School, ovbiously. We're juniors thats (16 yo). Yeah parents work, during the day when we are at school. We don't have the same lunch or free periods. Her parents are strict with this stuff and told the neigbors to let them know if any guys come to the house..plus after school we have homework and such.
 

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around ehr school ends at 2.
parents aint home till 5.
you can make it work,

or "go see a movie." and go **** in someones unlocked car. hahahahha
but u can hookup in movie theaters u know...[its a weird environment i admit.]

hell, have her over to your house, go in the basement and put a movie on. as long as ur rents arent nazis they'll trust ur jsut watching the movie and leave u alone.
but keep clothes on for the most part. no ****ing in the basement while parents r home.
 

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Ok but again, we don't have cars. So to have my mom pick us up or something..doesn't that kinda ruin the mood and all? I'd say so..

and btw--im looking to do other stuff besides making out..we do that enough i need a place where that can lead to other stuff such as oral sex.
 

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If you really would want to **** your GF then you would try to find a way for you 2 to be alone.
 

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I would risk going round to hers. Bring a DVD or video and make it visible. Sh*g her and if her parents ask, say you was watching the video (you werent)
If they quiz you on it, make it one you have seen earlier.

:D
 

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Originally posted by johnmich
I would risk going round to hers. Bring a DVD or video and make it visible. Sh*g her and if her parents ask, say you was watching the video (you werent)
If they quiz you on it, make it one you have seen earlier.

:D
Uhh dude...i dont thing shag is censored.

Anyway, if you two go to parties then whats the problem???? Go somewhere alone and get it on jackass.
 

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Most parties are usually outside of the house, nobody wants ppl in their houses where in my neigborhood. I'm going to talk to her about it and well make somtin up
 

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stop being a puss. my mom would pick the girl and i up from the movies in like 8th grade, or we would go to school dances and end up outside... Or i would get dropped off at her house to "chill" because she had more laid back parents. and we just "watched a movie."

you pickin up what im puttin down?
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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