How To Get A Handjob On The First Date In 10 Easy Steps

[Googs]

haha I, too, have used this technique before once in the theater (only 2 people on the top row and finished in my empty popcorn bucket) and plenty of times at my house.

 

[Marlimus]

I going to have to side with the skeptics on this one. It can happen, there are loose women. But I wouldn't include this tip in my arsenal. Any woman so slutty that I can get away with something like this doesn't get carried to the movies.

What's next, how to backdoor a girl in a fancy restaurant in 10 easy steps?

I rarely criticize, but come on, man.

 

[Heart n' Soul]

Originally posted by catch
ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...

1. Pick up phone

2. Call Hooker

3. Pay her when she's done so her pimp doesn't come f*ck you up.:crackup: :crackup: :woo: :crackup: :crackup: :woo: :kick:

 

[Disconnect]

I got a ******* in the theatre once. I even remember that the movie was called "after the sunset". It sucked, so I made her suck instead. Just make sure you sit in the very back. Someone asked what you do with the mess? Well the answer's simple - right when you're about to bust a nut, make her put her head in your lap and drink up the protein punch. Works like a charm .

Oh, forgot to mention - that wasn't the first date. Just saying that it's all possible.

 

[dirtyvibe]

Originally posted by catch
ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...

1. Cut a hole in her soda.
2. Stick your wang in it.
3. Tell her it's a straw.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

1. Buy a box of popcorn
2. Poke hole in bottom of box
3. Slip your pen1s inside hole.
4. Wait for her to stick hand in box to get some popcorn and presto.

 

[Freddy1]

First of all if this girl doesnt really like you she call the cops.

 

[On_the_Top]

Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust
1. Buy a box of popcorn
2. Poke hole in bottom of box
3. Slip your pen1s inside hole.
4. Wait for her to stick hand in box to get some popcorn and presto.

You watch David Chapelle?