"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How to fvck in the car

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I've never done this before. I just can't work out how to comfortably do it in the car. I can't drive, so it makes it weirder. Do I just ask her to drive off into an alley somewhere? I've imagined the scenario:
1. Park somewhere
2. How do I get her to go to the back seat? Not physically possible to bang in the front.
3. Now we're in the back, make out.
4. Get some head, condom on
5. Allllmost certain she's going to say no the first time around, kind of inexperienced girl. But she likes me a lot.
6. Now what?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ive banged a couples of girls in cars and it really is a last resort...its more about the experience than good sex because its bloody uncomfortable.

If she is not completely down though, I'd work on finding another location
 
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asianbboy said:
I've never done this before. I just can't work out how to comfortably do it in the car. You can't comfortably do it in the car lol I can't drive, so it makes it weirder. Do I just ask No tell her. Have a place in mind n tell her. her to drive off into an alley somewhere? I've imagined the scenario:
1. Park somewhere
2. How do I get her to go to the back seat? You start making out in the front seat. As you guys are leaning over the middle section thing and making out you stop, push her away and say "I can't do this...this thing's jabbing me...let's go to the back". Get out and go to the back. Not physically possible to bang in the front. Skoot the seat all the way back and lean it all the way back and she can get on top.
3. Now we're in the back, make out.
4. Get some head, condom on
5. Allllmost certain she's going to say no the first time around You say 'ok', kind of inexperienced girl. But she likes me a lot.
6. Now what? Keep making out and pushing the boundaries
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Overall, the car ****ing sucks, i'd go somewhere else.
 
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You bunch of lames. You sit her in your lap and let HER do the work. MANY women prefer this position, actually.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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AlexyLefty's red text and twentee know whats up. Its uncomfortable but who gives a ****, you're just having a good time and she is very do-able in the car. Getting her from the front to the back and from the back on your lap is pretty much how its done. Assuming you're not a virgin and know how to work a girl, this isn't much different but just in different location.

Also: Steamy Windows.
 
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twentee said:
You bunch of lames. You sit her in your lap and let HER do the work. MANY women prefer this position, actually.
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Apparently MANY women also prefer to be shipped overseas to their husbands here in the US to work for their husbands and give them a percentage of their minimum wage job which they will then invest in trucking to retire at the age of 40 right?

Or so I hear...
 
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Apparently MANY women also prefer to be shipped overseas to their husbands here in the US to work for their husbands and give them a percentage of their minimum wage job which they will then invest in trucking to retire at the age of 40 right?

Or so I hear...
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^Ha. http://i.imgur.com/VbTp7.jpg
 
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So what do you suggest? it's warm out, what about doing it outside?
I don't think I could get a motel.
 
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cars are pretty tough to **** in unless they're bigger like SUVs or something. always always have a blanket in the car for her to lie down on or something. keep a box of tissues too. so girls might get off while on top but besides that you can try to lay her down in the back and do it that way. you can kinda kneel with one leg on the floor the other on the seat.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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If you cant get a hotel or motel, try hers, to get round just be like "oh you know that dvd we said we'd watch, I Am Legend or whatever it is, you provide the cinema, i'll bring the popcorn and the dvd."
I have had sex in all kinds of weird places, public toilets in shopping centres, in parks, in fields behind hedges, in the grounds of a church(yeah go on shoot me for it), in school and you can do a fair bit in the back of a cinema...all because I didnt want my mum to know what a dirty little boy her son is. Of course the girls really are not sure about doing it, so you just have to ease their concern by saying something like "dont worry about it, it'll be fine" and escalate...just escalate.
 
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