How to deal with nosey friends?

[bullethead]

I had a fb that i caught feelings for a year ago. She hooked up with someone else right before finals and inevitably it affected my grades. I was heart broken. A semester later I improved my grades and hit the gym, while my former fb was hooking up with the whole campus. About 2 months ago I ran into her in a club and called her a slut in front of her friends (i know pretty immature). She sent me an email saying I was unintelligent and pathetic. I cut out all ties from her, but my friends always need to butt in. Today my friend posted on my facebook wall, " xxx you need to visit yyy (my ex) room there is a list of corny jokes on popsicle sticks lining the fridge - you'd be in heaven". How should I respond? I so badly want to say "congrats, u just made me puke in my mouth a little bit." Would this be wise??? I am sooo tempted!

 

[Purefilth]

go and gove him a good 'ole dongslap!
Prove you are over this bvtch too by dongslapping anyone who mentions her.
(if you knock 'em out with it, youre allowed to teabag!)

 

[bullethead]

go and gove him a good 'ole dongslap!
Prove you are over this bvtch too by dongslapping anyone who mentions her.
(if you knock 'em out with it, youre allowed to teabag!)

huh??? This is soo confusing!

 

[Sofomore]

Why are you calling her your ex? You guys were never exclusive, and had the freedom to hook up with other people. Seems like you aren't over her. Just ignore his comment. Stop being so reactive.

 

[Sneevox]

Why are you calling her your ex? You guys were never exclusive, and had the freedom to hook up with other people. Seems like you aren't over her. Just ignore his comment. Stop being so reactive.

I agree with this.

If you really have to reply (which you don't), just say something like "Okay."

Dude, it's just a girl. She's going out and getting STDs and you're living life.

Congrats for you.

Fvck her, be happy without her. To you, she is now just another girl... as if you never even met her. What would you say if your friend said "Oh, my friend, Melony, has a ton of cheesy jokes on her fridge!" and you had never met Melony?

I don't know about you, but I would simply reply in a friendly manner and move on.

"Oh, that is nice."


Understand?

Namaste.

 

[oxford comma]

why were you heartbroken over a fb? you sound really immature. when in doubt, just play it cool. just respond positively by saying something like "haha awesome!". Remember, the best revenge is living well. Don't let people affect your emotional state. Also, i dont get the popsicle joke at all.